Ooh can you share?

I've been designated the tool domme (make sure everyone puts tools away when working in the communal workspace) and immediate first thought was "how do I lock out tag out wrenches hanging on a pegboard"

apparently "m-spec" was also there the whole time?

which I maybe hate even more

fwiw I do not fuck with people who define "bisexual" as "attracted to two and only two genders"

also I still prefer the bisexual label because the pride flag is prettier and wider mainstream knowledge of the word

I also didn't know the words "omnisexual" which superficially looks like an exact synonym of "pansexual"

nor "polysexual" which I guess is supposed to be an explicitly trans-inclusive synonym for "bisexual"?

is the gesture each hand pushing horizontally from the center out to the side?

www.tiktok.com/@officiallyj...

I was a little worried it had gone off since it was opened back in June but I guess it's supposed to look like that?

bsky.app/profile/juli...

literal brand name "fuck water"

it's marketed as "white lube" so I guess it's supposed to look like jizz

I dunno I found it in the big bag of lubes while I was prepping supplies for the next party

fuckwaterusa.myshopify.com/products/fuc...

oh that's good

spandex lamb tube

I should prob ask for help with sourcing, scheduling, and wrangling staff

but I just have so much fun with tetrising together the schedule to respect people's availability, preferences, experience, and personality

I guess I'll assign someone else to ensure everyone reports to duty on time

also that mp3 player that's the size of a Walkman with a touch screen that shows the album art embedded into an image of an audio cassette

somebody I was dating bought me an electrical water kettle that just keeps reheating the water until it runs dry, then it auto shuts off

staggeringly good product recommendation from someone who obviously is used to dating their adhd sidekicks lol

it seems that the team I've assembled for the femme 4 femme (mostly t4t) play party

is mostly composed of bottoms and switches who obediently follow instructions

who'da thunk it