julie, like jewelry
@julie.alady.top
(she/her/hers)
🏳️⚧️ shitposting
🦇 snakesnugs
🏍️ vroom vroom #motosky #motogirls
🔞 MDNI
🌶️ NSFW occasionally (ok to flirt, not to fetishize)
@aladyjewel or @aladyjewel.01 elsewhere
🏳️⚧️ shitposting
🦇 snakesnugs
🏍️ vroom vroom #motosky #motogirls
🔞 MDNI
🌶️ NSFW occasionally (ok to flirt, not to fetishize)
@aladyjewel or @aladyjewel.01 elsewhere
literal brand name "fuck water"
it's marketed as "white lube" so I guess it's supposed to look like jizz
I dunno I found it in the big bag of lubes while I was prepping supplies for the next party
fuckwaterusa.myshopify.com/products/fuc...
it's marketed as "white lube" so I guess it's supposed to look like jizz
I dunno I found it in the big bag of lubes while I was prepping supplies for the next party
fuckwaterusa.myshopify.com/products/fuc...
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
literal brand name "fuck water"
it's marketed as "white lube" so I guess it's supposed to look like jizz
I dunno I found it in the big bag of lubes while I was prepping supplies for the next party
fuckwaterusa.myshopify.com/products/fuc...
it's marketed as "white lube" so I guess it's supposed to look like jizz
I dunno I found it in the big bag of lubes while I was prepping supplies for the next party
fuckwaterusa.myshopify.com/products/fuc...
also these watercolor landscapes for establishing shots are beautiful
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
also these watercolor landscapes for establishing shots are beautiful
sailor moon does not fuck around with back story
just
Here's a student, she's a ditz
here's a villain, a henchman, and a monster
magic! now you fight!
just
Here's a student, she's a ditz
here's a villain, a henchman, and a monster
magic! now you fight!
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
sailor moon does not fuck around with back story
just
Here's a student, she's a ditz
here's a villain, a henchman, and a monster
magic! now you fight!
just
Here's a student, she's a ditz
here's a villain, a henchman, and a monster
magic! now you fight!
does anyone else in the bay area want a pocket mending loom or weaving loom?
I want to buy one so I can mend holes in my sweaters
but the shipping is $18 from Ukraine so it feels wasteful to buy only one
www.smallloom.com
I want to buy one so I can mend holes in my sweaters
but the shipping is $18 from Ukraine so it feels wasteful to buy only one
www.smallloom.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
does anyone else in the bay area want a pocket mending loom or weaving loom?
I want to buy one so I can mend holes in my sweaters
but the shipping is $18 from Ukraine so it feels wasteful to buy only one
www.smallloom.com
I want to buy one so I can mend holes in my sweaters
but the shipping is $18 from Ukraine so it feels wasteful to buy only one
www.smallloom.com
we brought Snoopy home 🐕
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we brought Snoopy home 🐕
jfc the I finally finished feeding the snakes ten minutes ago
takes those bimbos so long to decide either they're not hungry or to figure out which end to swallow
and then it's another twenty minutes of just gnawing away until dinner is gone
takes those bimbos so long to decide either they're not hungry or to figure out which end to swallow
and then it's another twenty minutes of just gnawing away until dinner is gone
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
jfc the I finally finished feeding the snakes ten minutes ago
takes those bimbos so long to decide either they're not hungry or to figure out which end to swallow
and then it's another twenty minutes of just gnawing away until dinner is gone
takes those bimbos so long to decide either they're not hungry or to figure out which end to swallow
and then it's another twenty minutes of just gnawing away until dinner is gone
aww they're snuggling
this snake is such a bimbo
cw: feeding a rat to a snake
this snake is such a bimbo
cw: feeding a rat to a snake
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
aww they're snuggling
this snake is such a bimbo
cw: feeding a rat to a snake
this snake is such a bimbo
cw: feeding a rat to a snake
should we bring sneks around to the lesbian bar like puppies
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
should we bring sneks around to the lesbian bar like puppies
okay I maybe agree with that "adult content" label earlier after girlfriend days this bra makes my tits look good
also I'm gonna wear it out for work at the bar and see how that goes
also I'm gonna wear it out for work at the bar and see how that goes
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
okay I maybe agree with that "adult content" label earlier after girlfriend days this bra makes my tits look good
also I'm gonna wear it out for work at the bar and see how that goes
also I'm gonna wear it out for work at the bar and see how that goes
are you fucking kidding me
I wonder how much of this is because post body/alt text mentioned "undies" and "bralette"
I wonder how much of this is because post body/alt text mentioned "undies" and "bralette"
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
are you fucking kidding me
I wonder how much of this is because post body/alt text mentioned "undies" and "bralette"
I wonder how much of this is because post body/alt text mentioned "undies" and "bralette"
tbh such a sucker for MeUndies ads
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
tbh such a sucker for MeUndies ads
I thihk I have floutation
![A diagram of a deep sea submersible generated by AI. The line drawing has various labels, and a few of them even make sense.
What makes sense:
- skids, the rails on the bottom
- thruster on the side
What doesn't make sense:
- skids, just a random location on the hull
- emergency baby
- truister
- emergency trairt release
- flotation haterial
- escape harch
- proutic haripotator [some cool robot arm]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dnk6ylbaovwut3tkdb432yzx/bafkreibscdrnwrmfxmckska44gbavdvs6jglh2wvnjjz2dmacj2j33aq5y@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I thihk I have floutation
why the fuck is metropolis in a weird District of Columbia alt-universe version of Delaware
It's like the designer looked at a list of state names and decided "DE is next to DC, great!"
It's like the designer looked at a list of state names and decided "DE is next to DC, great!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
why the fuck is metropolis in a weird District of Columbia alt-universe version of Delaware
It's like the designer looked at a list of state names and decided "DE is next to DC, great!"
It's like the designer looked at a list of state names and decided "DE is next to DC, great!"
look all I'm saying is
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
look all I'm saying is
new tanks new tanks
next step: cut up and bake some branches to make a jungle gym
so glad I found these tanks super cheap, they were $60 and $85 instead of $200-300 pp
next step: cut up and bake some branches to make a jungle gym
so glad I found these tanks super cheap, they were $60 and $85 instead of $200-300 pp
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
new tanks new tanks
next step: cut up and bake some branches to make a jungle gym
so glad I found these tanks super cheap, they were $60 and $85 instead of $200-300 pp
next step: cut up and bake some branches to make a jungle gym
so glad I found these tanks super cheap, they were $60 and $85 instead of $200-300 pp
the klaymen set me on the path to every Amanita Studios game
I'm low key still thinking of getting a tattoo of Josef and Berta sitting on a wall
I'm low key still thinking of getting a tattoo of Josef and Berta sitting on a wall
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the klaymen set me on the path to every Amanita Studios game
I'm low key still thinking of getting a tattoo of Josef and Berta sitting on a wall
I'm low key still thinking of getting a tattoo of Josef and Berta sitting on a wall
yeeee that's grass! we adopted her and Snoops a couple months ago
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
yeeee that's grass! we adopted her and Snoops a couple months ago
snake approves of snake dress
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
snake approves of snake dress
and like I KNOW they recognize me because bitch, I look like this
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
and like I KNOW they recognize me because bitch, I look like this
also the opener (another Auckland band) was super cute
for the last song the lead announced "we're gonna sing a song about a cat"
and put this on the guitarist's synth
for the last song the lead announced "we're gonna sing a song about a cat"
and put this on the guitarist's synth
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
also the opener (another Auckland band) was super cute
for the last song the lead announced "we're gonna sing a song about a cat"
and put this on the guitarist's synth
for the last song the lead announced "we're gonna sing a song about a cat"
and put this on the guitarist's synth
should I wear my new nighty out to T4T rope jam tonight
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
should I wear my new nighty out to T4T rope jam tonight