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Lucy does not want us to put the tree either, but tough noogies, pooch. Our house is too small to leave it up; it’s a small tree, but we need the square footage.
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lucy does not want us to put the tree either, but tough noogies, pooch. Our house is too small to leave it up; it’s a small tree, but we need the square footage.
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she has defeated every Christmas ghost and now must rest
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
she has defeated every Christmas ghost and now must rest
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When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER
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C'est ne pas Jeremy
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
C'est ne pas Jeremy
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I like UPS' optimism that I'll receive my package in in the next couple of hours despite the fact it's been intercepted by customs in a foreign country.
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I like UPS' optimism that I'll receive my package in in the next couple of hours despite the fact it's been intercepted by customs in a foreign country.
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goooood morning it is brisk and a little damp but we took a nice long Boxing Day hike around the ‘hood anyway, and yes! Of course! Lucy Loved That Walk
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
goooood morning it is brisk and a little damp but we took a nice long Boxing Day hike around the ‘hood anyway, and yes! Of course! Lucy Loved That Walk
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The Evening Monty says “like hell you’re packing this up tomorrow”
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The Evening Monty says “like hell you’re packing this up tomorrow”
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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Happy Boxing Day!
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Happy Boxing Day!
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Merry Christmas to them what celebrates, happy very soggy Thursday to them what don't
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Merry Christmas to them what celebrates, happy very soggy Thursday to them what don't
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Happy holidays from SF — where rainbows 🌈 always follow the rain ☔️
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy holidays from SF — where rainbows 🌈 always follow the rain ☔️
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Merry Christmas. Please stop asking if you're on the naughty list
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Merry Christmas. Please stop asking if you're on the naughty list
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From the Hamill House to your's:
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
From the Hamill House to your's:
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶
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Smudge is watching gifts get unwrapped
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Smudge is watching gifts get unwrapped
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goooood morning and Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it 🎄🎄🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
goooood morning and Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it 🎄🎄🎄
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FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping
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Me: How are you? Are you safe?
My sister: I’m literally begging you to look at a map of California just once.
My sister: I’m literally begging you to look at a map of California just once.
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me: How are you? Are you safe?
My sister: I’m literally begging you to look at a map of California just once.
My sister: I’m literally begging you to look at a map of California just once.
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Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
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Omg I forgot I was supposed to get bread for Christmas so I sprinted to the store but it closed 20 minutes earlier so I just had to sprint back home and start making bread like my life depended on it. I used to bake bread all the time but haven’t for a long time everyone pray for this loaf
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Omg I forgot I was supposed to get bread for Christmas so I sprinted to the store but it closed 20 minutes earlier so I just had to sprint back home and start making bread like my life depended on it. I used to bake bread all the time but haven’t for a long time everyone pray for this loaf
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The Morning Monty is unimpressed by this dull, dreary Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The Morning Monty is unimpressed by this dull, dreary Christmas Eve
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Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief?
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December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief?
Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!
Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!
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Someone might have forgotten to get mailable Christmas cards this year, realized it was Christmas Eve and then in 20 minutes slapped together something in Photoshop with stock art BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN that the holiday sentiments expressed here are not in fact genuine and sincere
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Someone might have forgotten to get mailable Christmas cards this year, realized it was Christmas Eve and then in 20 minutes slapped together something in Photoshop with stock art BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN that the holiday sentiments expressed here are not in fact genuine and sincere
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goooood morning it is chilly and dark but at least it wasn’t raining, so we did our Christmas Eve loop around the ‘hood and yeah, you betcha: Lucy Loved That Walk
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
goooood morning it is chilly and dark but at least it wasn’t raining, so we did our Christmas Eve loop around the ‘hood and yeah, you betcha: Lucy Loved That Walk
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Dogs: OUT
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again.
Dogs: WHAT NO!!! LOVE OWLS!!! MUST WISH OWLS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Me: At full volume? Loud enough to wake the neighbors? Who are my elderly parents?
Dogs: IS NO OTHER WAY
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again.
Dogs: WHAT NO!!! LOVE OWLS!!! MUST WISH OWLS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Me: At full volume? Loud enough to wake the neighbors? Who are my elderly parents?
Dogs: IS NO OTHER WAY
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Dogs: OUT
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again.
Dogs: WHAT NO!!! LOVE OWLS!!! MUST WISH OWLS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Me: At full volume? Loud enough to wake the neighbors? Who are my elderly parents?
Dogs: IS NO OTHER WAY
Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again.
Dogs: WHAT NO!!! LOVE OWLS!!! MUST WISH OWLS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Me: At full volume? Loud enough to wake the neighbors? Who are my elderly parents?
Dogs: IS NO OTHER WAY
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It's almost like there's a side of this they want to protect and it isn't victims
Garcia: They are, on one hand, putting names of survivors in these documents that are not redacted. And in these same documents, they're taking extra time and being extra careful to redact the names of the coconspirators
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's almost like there's a side of this they want to protect and it isn't victims