Jules
@jules-macias.bsky.social
We pretend I’m a comedian on Tuesdays
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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impressing my fellow legionnaires with a muscular body and graceful stride honed exclusively through my daily practice of jogging to catch up with the column after a painful bout of IBS
March 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
impressing my fellow legionnaires with a muscular body and graceful stride honed exclusively through my daily practice of jogging to catch up with the column after a painful bout of IBS
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In good news for Car Seat Headrest fans, Car Seat Headrest have announced a new album. In bad news for Car Seat Headrest fans, the band is still called that
March 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In good news for Car Seat Headrest fans, Car Seat Headrest have announced a new album. In bad news for Car Seat Headrest fans, the band is still called that
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February 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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this is how every trans american sounded to every cis american for the last five years, btw
I was talking to a reporter on Tuesday about my gravest fears regarding Musk and DOGE. And I remember thinking to myself at the time that I must sound like tinfoil hat lunatic.
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this is how every trans american sounded to every cis american for the last five years, btw
[Mexico City, Mexico]
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
January 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
January 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ate too many cookies at work now my tummy hurts too much to go caroling :(((
December 21, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Ate too many cookies at work now my tummy hurts too much to go caroling :(((
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Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
Just call these tweets it’s not twitter anymore we can just call them tweets. saw someone call a post a bleet. im not a goat…
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Just call these tweets it’s not twitter anymore we can just call them tweets. saw someone call a post a bleet. im not a goat…
I’ve gotten a lot of Dick pics in my day, but still, I lead a lonely life . Yet rhythms and waves wash along my shores , and imust believe more will come to warm my heart on lonely nights
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I’ve gotten a lot of Dick pics in my day, but still, I lead a lonely life . Yet rhythms and waves wash along my shores , and imust believe more will come to warm my heart on lonely nights
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I’m printing this out and rolling a joint with it
December 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I’m printing this out and rolling a joint with it
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Buried lede: could end HIV if they charged $50 per dose and not $42,000
This drug is the 'breakthrough of the year' -- and it could mean the end of the HIV epidemic
That's the title that Science magazine is bestowing upon the medication called lenacapavir — a twice yearly injectable that prevents infection by the HIV virus.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Buried lede: could end HIV if they charged $50 per dose and not $42,000
my Specialized Dipshit theory of mind is that all of us are pretty bright in between 2-3 areas of life, basically competent in 7-10 more, and a blithering idiot in the hundreds of other fields to the point where we come off as "look at this dipshit" levels of idiot to those other subject experts
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭
December 11, 2024 at 7:14 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭
Checked the butterfly app art feed and saw fat bunnygirl tits, jacked fat cocked wolfboy, and miku fan art. Truly the tumblr of twitters
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Checked the butterfly app art feed and saw fat bunnygirl tits, jacked fat cocked wolfboy, and miku fan art. Truly the tumblr of twitters
The Two Genders according to Woke Left Antifas
December 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The Two Genders according to Woke Left Antifas
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
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PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!