Giarcstatistico
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John is NOT better than C
Glad we returned to Spencer’s animal hubris again on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Glad we returned to Spencer’s animal hubris again on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
F#ACCEECG
A new company called Sandbar has unveiled a smart wearable called Stream Ring, which uses a microphone to record your softly spoken thoughts. And it’s powered by—you guessed it—an AI chatbot. www.wired.com/story/sandba...
Whisper Into This AI-Powered Smart Ring to Organize Your Thoughts
A new company called Sandbar has unveiled a smart wearable called Stream Ring, which uses a microphone to record your softly spoken thoughts. And it’s powered by—you guessed it—an AI chatbot.
www.wired.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
F#ACCEECG
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STATLER: I hope Indiana misses it
WALDORF: Yeah then we’ll lose by 35 instead of 38
OOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHO
WALDORF: Yeah then we’ll lose by 35 instead of 38
OOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHO
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
STATLER: I hope Indiana misses it
WALDORF: Yeah then we’ll lose by 35 instead of 38
OOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHO
WALDORF: Yeah then we’ll lose by 35 instead of 38
OOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHO
“You don’t get to bring friends”
“She’s not my friend”
“Okay, bring her aboard, I’ll call it in”
#baneposting
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“She’s not my friend”
“Okay, bring her aboard, I’ll call it in”
#baneposting
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Secret Service launch probe after agent tried to smuggle wife on plane to Scotland
The agency has launched a ‘personnel investigation,’ according to a Secret Service spokesperson
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July 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“You don’t get to bring friends”
“She’s not my friend”
“Okay, bring her aboard, I’ll call it in”
#baneposting
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
“She’s not my friend”
“Okay, bring her aboard, I’ll call it in”
#baneposting
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Ho, or Transformers
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Ho, or Transformers
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Instead the 'Dr. House' paradigm strikes me as mostly serving to flatter the egos of underperforming anti-social jackasses (mostly but not entirely men) and the powerful assholes convince themselves their BS is tolerated because they're 'so good,' rather than the truth that they abuse their power.
July 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Instead the 'Dr. House' paradigm strikes me as mostly serving to flatter the egos of underperforming anti-social jackasses (mostly but not entirely men) and the powerful assholes convince themselves their BS is tolerated because they're 'so good,' rather than the truth that they abuse their power.
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What I have seen are assholes - both male and female - who have *power* and so can compel others to live with it (and equally, use that power to obtain recognition to make the argument they're 'worth it') but I have frankly seen no evidence those folks weren't easily replaceable with a non-asshole.
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What I have seen are assholes - both male and female - who have *power* and so can compel others to live with it (and equally, use that power to obtain recognition to make the argument they're 'worth it') but I have frankly seen no evidence those folks weren't easily replaceable with a non-asshole.
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some people are gonna need a few days in the fetal position and some people do best when immediately given a task and some people need to immerse themselves in joy and comfort
we have to let everyone grieve and feel this shit however their own nervous system needs. this is gonna be a long fight
we have to let everyone grieve and feel this shit however their own nervous system needs. this is gonna be a long fight
It’s okay to be sad right now guys fuck stop telling ppl not to despair and get back to work, this is why so many ppl are in a state of apathy and dissociation cuz they don’t even have space from movement leaders to feel how they feel
July 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
some people are gonna need a few days in the fetal position and some people do best when immediately given a task and some people need to immerse themselves in joy and comfort
we have to let everyone grieve and feel this shit however their own nervous system needs. this is gonna be a long fight
we have to let everyone grieve and feel this shit however their own nervous system needs. this is gonna be a long fight
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I continue to believe that in times like these, we all share a collective duty NOT to splatter our demotivating feelings of doom and despair all over everybody else in public.
I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU.
Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.
I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU.
Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.
anyway I’m going out to protest this weekend because we haven’t been beaten yet, and I suggest you do the same
it’ll make you feel better than reading an endless stream of posts about how we’re all doomed and we might as well offer ourselves up to be processed into slurry for the MAGA AI mines now
it’ll make you feel better than reading an endless stream of posts about how we’re all doomed and we might as well offer ourselves up to be processed into slurry for the MAGA AI mines now
June 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I continue to believe that in times like these, we all share a collective duty NOT to splatter our demotivating feelings of doom and despair all over everybody else in public.
I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU.
Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.
I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU.
Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
once again I must tap my own sign
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
I’m extremely mistrustful of advertising, but there’s one marketing strategy that literally always works on me
Me: Hey, I think I’ll buy [thing]
Arm & Hammer: thinking of buying [thing]? Have you considered [thing] *with baking soda*???
Me: Oh cool, I didn’t know baking soda made [thing] better!
Me: Hey, I think I’ll buy [thing]
Arm & Hammer: thinking of buying [thing]? Have you considered [thing] *with baking soda*???
Me: Oh cool, I didn’t know baking soda made [thing] better!
May 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m extremely mistrustful of advertising, but there’s one marketing strategy that literally always works on me
Me: Hey, I think I’ll buy [thing]
Arm & Hammer: thinking of buying [thing]? Have you considered [thing] *with baking soda*???
Me: Oh cool, I didn’t know baking soda made [thing] better!
Me: Hey, I think I’ll buy [thing]
Arm & Hammer: thinking of buying [thing]? Have you considered [thing] *with baking soda*???
Me: Oh cool, I didn’t know baking soda made [thing] better!
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Went back and re-listened to Dad Disasters, and holy shit I’d forgotten that Dad B was wearing flip flops
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Went back and re-listened to Dad Disasters, and holy shit I’d forgotten that Dad B was wearing flip flops
Hot take: we get too many do-overs nowadays. It’s hindering us from learning to live with our mistakes, their consequences, and our emotions about them
we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hot take: we get too many do-overs nowadays. It’s hindering us from learning to live with our mistakes, their consequences, and our emotions about them
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we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
April 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
I had a joke about Xeno of Elea but I never quite finished it
I had a joke about the River Styx, but I don't want to take you on that journey.
I had a joke about the Ship of Theseus but it's just not the same anymore
April 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I had a joke about Xeno of Elea but I never quite finished it
In my “Shocked by Finding Out a Number” rankings, this video is second only to Bob Beamon’s long jump
FOOL TIME: THE SERIES FINALE
starring Wildman Whitehouse, one of the stupidest guys to ever live
1 hour, 11 minutes
this and the entire rest of the series are now live for our patreon members. subscriptions start at $5/month
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starring Wildman Whitehouse, one of the stupidest guys to ever live
1 hour, 11 minutes
this and the entire rest of the series are now live for our patreon members. subscriptions start at $5/month
www.patreon.com/posts/126093...
FOOL TIME, Part 4 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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April 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In my “Shocked by Finding Out a Number” rankings, this video is second only to Bob Beamon’s long jump
Oh no! #oldtakesexposed
It’s a good thing the US federal government isn’t doing anything that could lead to a recession
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh no! #oldtakesexposed
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"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."
Pq democratizar a arte não é toda pessoa ter um desenho bonitinho feito em segundos, democratizar arte é toda pessoa ter tempo e saúde pra aprender e produzir arte se quiser mas principalmente ter condição pra pensar e se relacionar com arte com introspecção.
March 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."
Me: *minding my own damn business*
Literally every software application: “Stop right there. Wouldn’t you like to try using our AI to solve problems you don’t have?”
Me: “To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
Literally every software application: “Stop right there. Wouldn’t you like to try using our AI to solve problems you don’t have?”
Me: “To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me: *minding my own damn business*
Literally every software application: “Stop right there. Wouldn’t you like to try using our AI to solve problems you don’t have?”
Me: “To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
Literally every software application: “Stop right there. Wouldn’t you like to try using our AI to solve problems you don’t have?”
Me: “To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell’s heart I stab at thee. For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator
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