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One of many lessons we can learn from Indiana football
Box score from Indiana vs. Maryland. Indiana has 367 rushing yards
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Nice
Highlighted excerpt: “The study looked at a total of 69 FRBs”
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Ho, or Transformers
Hard Man from Mega Man III
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Millennial with ADHD’s search history be like #adhd
Recent searches: zefram cochrane now with more sodium sweet jesus dante bichette chuds tension pneumothorax
July 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Screenshot from the “My spoon is too big!” video. It’s an ad for Johnson and Mills Fish Sticks with two cutesy cartoon characters. One is saying “Now with more sodium!” and the other is saying “Sweet Jesus!”
July 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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ROAD ROLLER DA
July 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Entry for the word “fifty” in the legendary Super Dictionary, which defines the word as follows: Atom counted fifty bees flying toward him. He counted 50 bees. Get bigger, Atom! That’s as many as five tens. And that’s too many bees when you are tiny.
July 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Entry for the word “fifty” in the legendary Super Dictionary, which defines the word as follows: Atom counted fifty bees flying toward him. He counted 50 bees. Get bigger, Atom! That’s as many as five tens. And that’s too many bees when you are tiny.
July 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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*rising orchestra hit* *falling orchestra hit*
SNES Yoshi, back in the good old days when he spoke in orchestra hits
May 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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*rising orchestra hit* *lowering orchestra hit*
Yoshi
May 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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My new headcanon is that Anakin Skywalker went to Penn State
Obi-Wan Kenobi, looking shocked and devastated, breaks the news to a horrified Padmé Amidala: “I have seen a security hologram of Anakin… killing Yuenglings.” Cut to Anakin Skywalker, who is sitting in the grass joyfully tearing his way through a case of Yuenglings.
May 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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And Seattle used to be so good at soccer logos!
Old Seattle Sounders logo, which shows an orca heading a soccer ball and helpfully tells you that they play professional soccer
March 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Warning sign saying “DON’T AWOO; $350 PENALTY”
February 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I join others in hoping cat pictures will help
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Coworker took this while on his way to go mountain biking in western Massachusetts. This big hoss saw no need to run away and instead just calmly stared at him until he drove off
An unsettlingly huge black bear just chilling in someone’s yard
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Oh man, now you get to learn about the Super Dictionary
September 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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I was gonna say this guy’s argument sounds like P hacking, but that’s honestly too generous. This is just willfully obtuse
Marc A. Thiessen saying that literally zero people want another Biden term and implying that Kamala Harris will somehow instantly turn into an 81-year-old man if she’s elected president
August 27, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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August 17, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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“Caution: direct free kicks”
August 15, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Saw this on the old app
June 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM