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Juan
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no nuns, no nuns, none
he/him
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pinecellar.bsky.social
Forever in my heart (this Scottish goddess, not Thatcher)
April 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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eve6.bsky.social
If i won an oscar i'd be like this is crazy i've never even made a movie
March 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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junlper.beer
this is our opposition party dawg we’re doomed
kenklippenstein.bsky.social Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Jan 28
Chuck Schumer says "Republicans are quite literally defunding the police."

"We will not stand idly by."
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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amybrown.xyz
at least he died doing what he loved
January 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors
Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together. I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country I don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian. So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last. You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom. You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid. They are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else. Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs. My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete. You will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us. Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA, Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness. FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY. I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same. Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
this time i'm really gonna do it
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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junlper.beer
honestly congrats to china on clearly being the stronger world super power at this point. america is cooked and i’m ready to start thinking with that xi mindset
January 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
it’s not just his head it’s his whole body his name should just be mr potato
December 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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melstone.xyz
me and who
movie marquee that says "nosferatu & babygirl"
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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jdetc.bsky.social
The suspect often played a game where, when taking a break from an ecologically disasterous farm, he would descend into caves simply to slaughter innocents and pilfer artifacts to fund his unlicensed brewing operation. Time permitting, he serially romanced the locals with extravagant gifts.
Stardew Valley loading page.
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Wow can’t believe he said that
"Nothing, and I mean nothing. Gets me more excited than biscuits and gravy. But a very close second is seeing news of a CEO being executed." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Don't ask me to assassinate United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson before I've had my morning coffee
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
in their patrol cars
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Dec 2
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
popbase.tv Pop Base @popbase.tv · Dec 2
Twitter/X is currently down.
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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tweetsandboobs.bsky.social
Can you make death threats here?
November 14, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers
November 27, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
a feel good story about a small town grocery store conveyor belt that moves to the city to become a big time airport moving walkway…

and also finds true love
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s time to kill my self
November 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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benedicttown.bsky.social
we won't be able to truly heal as a species until we have remakes/remasters of Simpsons Hit & Run, and 007: Nightfire
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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pearlmania500.bsky.social
Godzilla rules. Every Godzilla movie is the best movie. Every mood is lightened or darkened based on proximity to Godzilla being on a screen.
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM