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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live
February 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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the coolest thing you can do is get a good night’s sleep. me and my homies stay well rested as fuck.
February 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the coolest thing you can do is get a good night’s sleep. me and my homies stay well rested as fuck.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
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Lead us not into penn station
February 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Lead us not into penn station
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🚨THIN MINTS SLEEVE BREACHED🚨
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🚨THIN MINTS SLEEVE BREACHED🚨
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the main driver of white gen-xers reactionary sentiment is that they’re unable to reckon with the reality that they’re aging out of the main demographic that capitalism is advertising to. it’s a big part of what this last election driven by “wokeness out of control” was about
February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the main driver of white gen-xers reactionary sentiment is that they’re unable to reckon with the reality that they’re aging out of the main demographic that capitalism is advertising to. it’s a big part of what this last election driven by “wokeness out of control” was about
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be careful what you say
you may harm more people than you think
you may harm more people than you think
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
be careful what you say
you may harm more people than you think
you may harm more people than you think
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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While many of you are yelling "GO EAGLES" or "GO CHIEFS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
While many of you are yelling "GO EAGLES" or "GO CHIEFS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
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they stopped showing me moo deng and everything went to shit
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they stopped showing me moo deng and everything went to shit
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New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”
February 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.
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Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): I have startling news from the future
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
January 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me (time traveling to September 10, 2001): I have startling news from the future
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
The President: what is it?
Me: zero sugar colas are going to get insanely good in about 20 years
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‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️
December 4, 2024 at 11:23 PM
‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️
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me in the family group chat
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
me in the family group chat
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DOCTOR: you have a tumor
MARIO: i havea two more what
MARIO: i havea two more what
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
DOCTOR: you have a tumor
MARIO: i havea two more what
MARIO: i havea two more what
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the air finally smells like winter
December 2, 2024 at 8:09 AM
the air finally smells like winter