John
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White Boys around the world are waking up and saying "Hail Saint Nick"
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
White Boys around the world are waking up and saying "Hail Saint Nick"
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Me and my friends would have beaten Uncle Billy with hammers I can tell you that much.
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Me and my friends would have beaten Uncle Billy with hammers I can tell you that much.
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God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
Paradox Games induced brain rot.
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Paradox Games induced brain rot.
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IN VALEN'S NAME, USE ALT TEXT FOR YOUR IMAGES.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
IN VALEN'S NAME, USE ALT TEXT FOR YOUR IMAGES.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
You want to prove you're down for progressive causes? Do the most basic fucking thing ever and use alt-text. Also, use it to describe the image and provide context so that the people who rely on alt-text can experience your image as intended.
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well i suppose that settles it
Trump claims people ‘angry’ at Epstein files release, insists he never visited island
Trump claims people ‘angry’ at Epstein files release, insists he never visited island
Trump claims people ‘angry’ at Epstein files release, insists he never visited island
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
well i suppose that settles it
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Superb piece on why “AI” is bad user design from @sifu.tweety.fish - and why AI proponents and skeptics so frequently seem to be talking completely past each other.
buttondown.com/apperceptive...
buttondown.com/apperceptive...
"AI" is bad UX
teapot from the cover of Don Norman’s “The Design of Everyday Things” clumsily ‘shopped by me "AI" means bad UX There is an emergent strain of thought in...
buttondown.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Superb piece on why “AI” is bad user design from @sifu.tweety.fish - and why AI proponents and skeptics so frequently seem to be talking completely past each other.
buttondown.com/apperceptive...
buttondown.com/apperceptive...
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tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to
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Democrats are forever “in disarray.”
Republicans are “in an uncharacteristic state of discord.”
Republicans are “in an uncharacteristic state of discord.”
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Democrats are forever “in disarray.”
Republicans are “in an uncharacteristic state of discord.”
Republicans are “in an uncharacteristic state of discord.”
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
These elves have been able to maintain a healthy independent relationship with Santa. They're all so happy. I'm not sure why they'd want a union. And this Union guy in Santa's workshop is talking about an alternative due structure or some shit?
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
These elves have been able to maintain a healthy independent relationship with Santa. They're all so happy. I'm not sure why they'd want a union. And this Union guy in Santa's workshop is talking about an alternative due structure or some shit?
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
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Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
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it takes a special kind of asshole to hear people going "I'm exhausted from working too much and I can't afford as much as I used to when I worked less" and go well, actually. no you're not, and yes you can
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it takes a special kind of asshole to hear people going "I'm exhausted from working too much and I can't afford as much as I used to when I worked less" and go well, actually. no you're not, and yes you can
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Yknow it might be a good idea for Dems to counter this any time soon
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yknow it might be a good idea for Dems to counter this any time soon
The White Man punching walls to sharing their heart rate when angry pipeline is real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The White Man punching walls to sharing their heart rate when angry pipeline is real.
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Another datapoint for the argument that we are living through an increasingly ludicrous market bubble
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Another datapoint for the argument that we are living through an increasingly ludicrous market bubble
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He decided racism was the cure to his mid-life crisis. Many such cases.
Wow, the horror. Completely shut out of an industry that … promoted him to senior reporter by 40
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He decided racism was the cure to his mid-life crisis. Many such cases.
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Disheartening to see federal agents take two neighbors on 29th & Pillsbury. Chemical irritants were used on observers by them.
MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Disheartening to see federal agents take two neighbors on 29th & Pillsbury. Chemical irritants were used on observers by them.
MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
*extreme Jeff Tweedy voice*
Judy, don’t cry. You cannot outrun that bunny.
Judy, don’t cry. You cannot outrun that bunny.
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*extreme Jeff Tweedy voice*
Judy, don’t cry. You cannot outrun that bunny.
Judy, don’t cry. You cannot outrun that bunny.
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"please come back to twitter"
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"please come back to twitter"
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment