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DANK: Disney Adult No Kids. Deathly allergic to cats. 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ He/him
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Monkey’s first Disneyland visit - 1976.
Leopards eating faces or whatever
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#Worldle #1394 (15.11.2025) 2/6 (100%)
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
There’s a woman on my class named Olga but I keep calling her Oga by mistake so ya Disney has ruined me.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
omg
Alien: Earth's scene stealing sheep now has its own Funko POP!
The Creepy Sheep From ALIEN: EARTH Has a Gnarly Funko POP!
nerdist.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Probably an unpopular opinion but “don’t type death threats even jokingly, yes that means you” seems to be one of the few real Bluesky rules and not something I personally struggle with.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Quintalist #456 1/5
Disneyland
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Quintalist - Daily Ranking Challenge
Correctly answer the Daily Question in 5 tries or fewer. Select 5 choices and click Submit. Play each day!
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November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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¿En esta economía?
The former head of Spain's football federation is pelted with eggs, thrown by his own uncle, whilst presenting his memoir relating to his downfall after kissing a player at the 2023 Women's World Cup.
Former Spanish soccer boss who kissed player at World Cup final, egged at book presentation
Luis Rubiales was seated on a stool on a low stage when at least two eggs were launched at him.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“Hitler maybe had a micro-peen” is not a story I thought I would be reading on CNN.
Researchers say they have verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. A new documentary reveals the findings | CNN
Analysis of Adolf Hitler’s DNA reveals he may have had a rare genetic disorder that delays puberty, a new documentary says. Experts say that more details are needed.
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
#Worldle #1393 (14.11.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Wordle 1,609 3/6

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November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I knew quite a few people very close to those accused in the Catholic Church sex abuse scandals. A lot of those priests weren’t pedophiles. They were into the barely legal type, like 15 year old boys and girls. Not usually like 8 year olds.

See how nasty that sounds??
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Holy Papa!
ATTENTION, RIZZLER POPE
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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mad libs-ass timeline
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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at no point while reading this did i have any idea what the next word would be
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is me and Lisa.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The cruelty of the point
Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

(Published October)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We get Chick-fil-A every Tuesday and I just don’t get the hype.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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When Bugs Bunny is carried into Valhalla at the end of What's Opera, Doc? you can't just have him wake up in Elmer Fudd's hunting tent as if nothing happened.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
#Worldle #1390 (11.11.2025) 6/6 (100%)
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
That’s where they store the coolant for the rocket propellants.
Come to think of it, I'd never seen a photo of a Space Mountain rocket and a refrigerator before.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM