Jason Palmer
@jpalmerdubs.bsky.social
DANK: Disney Adult No Kids. Deathly allergic to cats. 🏳️🌈 ✡️ He/him
Leopards eating faces or whatever
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Leopards eating faces or whatever
Wait I thought you said Canada.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Wait I thought you said Canada.
This is me and Lisa.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is me and Lisa.
We get Chick-fil-A every Tuesday and I just don’t get the hype.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We get Chick-fil-A every Tuesday and I just don’t get the hype.
Technically not a selfie, but…
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Technically not a selfie, but…
First door operations drill successful!
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
First door operations drill successful!
I’m the gay one.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m the gay one.
If only there’d been a sign.
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If only there’d been a sign.
Happy seniority day! New class started. This is how they’re welcomed. It goes al the way upstairs to their classroom.😊 I was too stunned to record last week.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy seniority day! New class started. This is how they’re welcomed. It goes al the way upstairs to their classroom.😊 I was too stunned to record last week.
Good burger. Texas, you weren’t wrong.
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good burger. Texas, you weren’t wrong.
I made through week 1. ✈️
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I made through week 1. ✈️
It’s official! ✈️
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s official! ✈️
Happy Halloween, I guess.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happy Halloween, I guess.
I know I *should* vote for the United pumpkin, but I’m still voting for Jack.
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I know I *should* vote for the United pumpkin, but I’m still voting for Jack.
So United assigned me my same ID number from when I worked here before 20 years ago. What’s more, they set up a Teams chat for or class, and the picture of me is from my first training in 1998!!!
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So United assigned me my same ID number from when I worked here before 20 years ago. What’s more, they set up a Teams chat for or class, and the picture of me is from my first training in 1998!!!
Class is in session.
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Class is in session.