Joshua Howsam
@joshuahowsam.bsky.social
I wear a disguise to look like human guys. If you don't like baseball, my posts will probably annoy you. Photo courtesy @rallycap.bsky.social
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Good reminder that the Baseball Trade Values site and model is useless lol
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Good reminder that the Baseball Trade Values site and model is useless lol
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The Chad Green flowchart, edited from the @joshuahowsam.bsky.social original.
June 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Chad Green flowchart, edited from the @joshuahowsam.bsky.social original.
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(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen)
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
May 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen)
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
Happy for @rallycap.bsky.social to be able to post a normal-head Ross Atkins photo
April 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Happy for @rallycap.bsky.social to be able to post a normal-head Ross Atkins photo
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A guy tried to impress me today with his knowledge of Japanese history by quoting lines he heard in the movie Oppenheimer.
April 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A guy tried to impress me today with his knowledge of Japanese history by quoting lines he heard in the movie Oppenheimer.
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Happy anniversary to one of my all timers from the bad place.
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy anniversary to one of my all timers from the bad place.
Have the Jays put out the timing of the ceremonies for today? Are they happening BEFORE 3pm?
March 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Have the Jays put out the timing of the ceremonies for today? Are they happening BEFORE 3pm?
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The preposterous fantasy that the problems with American conservatism began with Trump is a perfect example of why Schumer *and his entire generation* needs to get the fuck out of the way.
Schumer told Annie Karni and Luke Broadwater: “Here’s my hope … after this election, when the Republican party expels the turd of Donald Trump, it will go back to being the old Republican party.”
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
Chuck Schumer clung to belief Republicans would ‘expel’ Trump, book says
Even as 2024 election loomed, reporters say, Democratic Senate leader was sure GOP would ‘expel the turd of Trump’
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The preposterous fantasy that the problems with American conservatism began with Trump is a perfect example of why Schumer *and his entire generation* needs to get the fuck out of the way.
Kirk with another pulled laser. If he can keep doing that, it helps the team a LOT.
March 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kirk with another pulled laser. If he can keep doing that, it helps the team a LOT.
Bo pulling the ball is very nice to see. He definitely needs to do that more.
March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bo pulling the ball is very nice to see. He definitely needs to do that more.
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Beaker's favorite baseball team
March 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Beaker's favorite baseball team
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*NEW ERA board room*
Any ideas?
We could let the cat walk on the keyboard again?
*cat tippy taps on the keyboard*
Oh that's terrible. Let's charge... Is everyone ok with 60 dollars?
*cat presses 7*
70 it is.
Any ideas?
We could let the cat walk on the keyboard again?
*cat tippy taps on the keyboard*
Oh that's terrible. Let's charge... Is everyone ok with 60 dollars?
*cat presses 7*
70 it is.
March 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*NEW ERA board room*
Any ideas?
We could let the cat walk on the keyboard again?
*cat tippy taps on the keyboard*
Oh that's terrible. Let's charge... Is everyone ok with 60 dollars?
*cat presses 7*
70 it is.
Any ideas?
We could let the cat walk on the keyboard again?
*cat tippy taps on the keyboard*
Oh that's terrible. Let's charge... Is everyone ok with 60 dollars?
*cat presses 7*
70 it is.
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hey I found some government waste
The CDC is reportedly planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, "despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links"
Exclusive: U.S. CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is planning a large study into potential connections between vaccines and autism, two sources familiar with the matter told Reuters, despite extensive scientific research that has disproven or failed to find evidence of such links.
www.reuters.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
hey I found some government waste
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The fact that Vladito is telling people he asked for less than $600 million:
1. Means it was definitely a good bit *more* than $500 million; and
2. Verifies my previous take, which is: he's not worth anywhere close to what he expects to make. We'll see if he gets it somewhere, anyway.
1. Means it was definitely a good bit *more* than $500 million; and
2. Verifies my previous take, which is: he's not worth anywhere close to what he expects to make. We'll see if he gets it somewhere, anyway.
March 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The fact that Vladito is telling people he asked for less than $600 million:
1. Means it was definitely a good bit *more* than $500 million; and
2. Verifies my previous take, which is: he's not worth anywhere close to what he expects to make. We'll see if he gets it somewhere, anyway.
1. Means it was definitely a good bit *more* than $500 million; and
2. Verifies my previous take, which is: he's not worth anywhere close to what he expects to make. We'll see if he gets it somewhere, anyway.
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This also didn't happen.
It’s honestly horrifying to watch Democrats unanimously doing “if you can’t beat the fascists, join ‘em!” after taking billions from us in the name of fighting fascism.
March 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This also didn't happen.
Then Vlad gets to 3B with 1 out and doesn't score.
Bo Bichette: Leadoff single
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: RBI double
This is what the #BlueJays are dreaming on with these two at 1-2 in the lineup. They're going to blitz some pitchers.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: RBI double
This is what the #BlueJays are dreaming on with these two at 1-2 in the lineup. They're going to blitz some pitchers.
March 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Then Vlad gets to 3B with 1 out and doesn't score.
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Bell and Rogers are Mexican owned?!
Peter Navarro: “Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels”
Big if true
Big if true
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bell and Rogers are Mexican owned?!
I'm still baffled that the Jays haven't gotten another bat.
They have 5 projected spots in their lineup that you could easily producing 110 wRC+ or 90 wRC+ (Springer, Kirk, Giménez, Varsho, Wagner) and one that probably has 100 as a ceiling (Clement).
ONE more "stable" hitter would've been huge.
They have 5 projected spots in their lineup that you could easily producing 110 wRC+ or 90 wRC+ (Springer, Kirk, Giménez, Varsho, Wagner) and one that probably has 100 as a ceiling (Clement).
ONE more "stable" hitter would've been huge.
March 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm still baffled that the Jays haven't gotten another bat.
They have 5 projected spots in their lineup that you could easily producing 110 wRC+ or 90 wRC+ (Springer, Kirk, Giménez, Varsho, Wagner) and one that probably has 100 as a ceiling (Clement).
ONE more "stable" hitter would've been huge.
They have 5 projected spots in their lineup that you could easily producing 110 wRC+ or 90 wRC+ (Springer, Kirk, Giménez, Varsho, Wagner) and one that probably has 100 as a ceiling (Clement).
ONE more "stable" hitter would've been huge.
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They are a parody of themselves at this point.
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
Democrats Plan to Protest Trump’s Speech by Wearing Pink
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
www.thecut.com
March 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They are a parody of themselves at this point.
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Here's the thing about Gretzky: he didn't just make the bed he's lying in right now. He went to the furniture store, picked it out himself, and put it together by hand.
All he has to do is come out and publicly denounce Trump's attacks on Canada. Why won't he?
All he has to do is come out and publicly denounce Trump's attacks on Canada. Why won't he?
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Here's the thing about Gretzky: he didn't just make the bed he's lying in right now. He went to the furniture store, picked it out himself, and put it together by hand.
All he has to do is come out and publicly denounce Trump's attacks on Canada. Why won't he?
All he has to do is come out and publicly denounce Trump's attacks on Canada. Why won't he?
He even got one of their names wrong! It's Ryan Walker, Cade Smith and The Homophobe Jason Adam
Occasionally you'll get a peak at how little national baseball writers know about the sport they cover. Is it that they're unknown or unknown to the writer?
February 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He even got one of their names wrong! It's Ryan Walker, Cade Smith and The Homophobe Jason Adam