joshpit.bsky.social
@joshpit.bsky.social
Nude and Pickled, this fall on Discovery
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Breaking Bad and The Sims, but that's just @basemental.bsky.social
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom

hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
April 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm gonna primary Seth Moulton
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yup, been saying this for years
Since the “at their core, do they really *believe* in anything?” question is also leveled at the Democrats our core problem may be that a broad enough swath of the public believes that politics is all Kayfabe so why not vote for the most cynical bastard who promises to hurt your perceived enemies.
January 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
June 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
What was the most popular engagement farming technique the month you were born?
April 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
My uncle was a pretty big cocaine dealer in the 80's. Somehow avoided ever getting busted, even after buying a huge house that he could never afford, and stopped after he overdosed and was clinically dead for like a minute.
tell me your family's dark secret
March 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back
November 1, 2023 at 5:11 PM
There should be a grocery store where you can smoke cigarettes and weed in
February 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Birds should have paramilitary wings
maxi pads should have paramilitary wings
January 25, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I love when I get a like on Hinge and I get all excited cuz she's cute and then I see answers like this that were definitely written by a real person
January 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The Autoerotic Asphyxiation Death of a Salesman
MAKE A PLAY X RATED

A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
MAKE A PLAY X RATED

Into the Woods with a Furry
January 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Same, buddy
December 2, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I'm standing by Ol'Tightpuss
December 1, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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fantasy (devastating back cover in replies)
December 1, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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If you're really high right now and just found out the news: you did this. You getting high killed Kissinger. You're just that powerful. You should do even more drugs
November 30, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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dude i love concept albums. imagine a movie that doesnt make any sense, with no visuals whatsoever, where even basic details like Who The Characters Are dont become apparent until the fourth or fifth watch. its fucking great
November 27, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Jane Doe was in so many episodes of Unsolved Mysteries
People Of Unsolved Mysteries II
November 27, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
November 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Sounds fake
November 21, 2023 at 9:24 PM
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Libra: It's that wonderful time of year when you split into two doppelgängers who fight to the death.
November 19, 2023 at 7:21 PM
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My friend keeps sending AI generated images of wizards doing groceries and it’s honestly probably the only good use of AI
November 18, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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Google is turning off uBlock Origin support in Chrome next year.

For this reason (any a thousand others), may I recommend that you use Safari or Firefox as browser, both have great adblocking support and other privacy features.

(Do not use Brave, it's made by homophobes and Nazis).
November 17, 2023 at 3:08 PM