josethefatsk8r.bsky.social
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Ime doesn’t quit and doesn’t spend his pressers pushing religious propaganda bullshit. Big difference.
Man, both Demeco and Ime catching fire right now. Really didn’t expect that to happen this year.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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There is not a single city on the planet that suffers like Houston.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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I hate the Houston Texans.
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Yeah, throw those 5-yard checkdowns down 12 with a minute left, that’s the way
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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The #Texans are the #HoustonSports of the NFL, same as the Oilers before them, same as basically every other franchise. There’s one common thread
The #Texans are the #Brewers of the NFL, change my mind
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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This is the most cowardly decision I’ve ever seen in my life. He should be fired on the spot for this.
Kudos to the Texans for punting it away, down two touchdowns in Q4
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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We’re never winning another championship in Houston as long as I live.
Demeco what?????
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Houston, that’s what it is.
You can’t punt what are you doing? Whatever minimal chance you have, you gotta go for it there. What is this??
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Insane corruption. Almost like the league would clearly benefit from one of these two winning
Was sure the ref was about to pull out that flag on second down for three full steps
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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The opposite of #HoustonSports. When every variable always goes your way, for your entire life.
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Thinking back to all the QBs in texans history, it’s impressive to somehow be the single worst in the biggest game in franchise history
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Diggs makes that catch 1 out of 1,000 times

#HoustonSports
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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As #HoustonSports as you will ever see.

The game is over unless you literally beat yourself
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Texans have literally dominated the game and are losing. In the biggest game in franchise history.

This is not normal. This is defeat from jaws of victory. To all the toxic positivity assholes, this is #HoustonSports
feels to me like the Texans should be up big (tipped pass still on 4th down becomes Pats TD, loose ball rolls for like 8 seconds before Pats recovery at 2 yard line, procedure overturns Texans TD)
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Is there any other job on the planet where you can fuck up at your most basic job description and eject the person you wronged for daring to be upset by it?

Wait, it’s 2025, there’s at least one other
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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#HoustonSports

Always and forever.
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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To anyone on the fence, Durant is right up there with Hakeem (Top 10/15 all-time) in terms of the greatest NBA players to ever put on a #Rockets jersey. Sports are supposed to be fun. Let's enjoy this.

And even at 36, he remains an All-Star level player. This is not a Carmelo Anthony swan song.
June 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Had a conversation last week with someone in the building who told me they think they can win a title, next season, with KD.

Can and will are obviously two different things, let's not go crazy. But as soon as they said that, I was expecting a deal. Hard to pass up that type of opportunity.
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Dillon played good defense, provided great leadership to his teammates, and had a 59% TS.

Pretty sure the reason the Rockets didn't "come through in this series" was their two leading scorers having a 48% and 49% TS. But they're willing to kiss Draymond's ass more, so that's not who he will blame.
"[He] couldn't come through in this series, in large part, because nobody on the court respects you."

Draymond Green torched Dillon Brooks for immediately leaving the court after the Warriors' win
Draymond cooks ‘sucka' Brooks for Warriors-Rockets postgame disrespect
Draymond Green criticized Dillon Brooks for his absence on the court after Game 7 between the Golden State Warriors and Houston Rockets.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Beaten by Buddy Hield with everything on the line.
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Hit my goal at the marathon today! Pretty stoked and very tired
December 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Her: You're a writer?
Me: *rolls eyes* yes.
Her: The artistic type! What genre?
Me: *takes a puff of a cigarette* Astros Erotic Fan Fiction
November 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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This is exactly the reason I wrote Mondays episode the way I did; people are going insane & I feel like I have to attempt to use our reach to repair shit broken by everyone more than have a fun show.

Sometimes we fuck up or joke abt dumb shit, sometimes it’s a boring show - but I won’t deceive
October 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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we should stop growing fresh fruit. there are so many different flavors of candy and soda now that it no longer serves any purpose
March 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM