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Furthermore, guy who hugely expanded the powers of the terrorist organization currently murdering americans with impunity
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Furthermore, guy who hugely expanded the powers of the terrorist organization currently murdering americans with impunity
- guy who sent american armed forces to do this to civilians around the world
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
- guy who sent american armed forces to do this to civilians around the world
Hearing Yanited are doing a title charge btw don’t sleep on us
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Hearing Yanited are doing a title charge btw don’t sleep on us
Good thing the Texans aren’t playing from behind and won’t be needing timeouts down the stretch
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Good thing the Texans aren’t playing from behind and won’t be needing timeouts down the stretch
Underthrown ball DPI meta has to be nerfed
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Underthrown ball DPI meta has to be nerfed
Ray Lewis is ripping into cj stroud and rightfully so
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Ray Lewis is ripping into cj stroud and rightfully so
Like buddy you just came out of a timeout how do you not know what color your team plays in
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Like buddy you just came out of a timeout how do you not know what color your team plays in
Tom Savage has a markedly better playoff performance than “CJ”
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Tom Savage has a markedly better playoff performance than “CJ”
Thinking back to all the QBs in texans history, it’s impressive to somehow be the single worst in the biggest game in franchise history
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Thinking back to all the QBs in texans history, it’s impressive to somehow be the single worst in the biggest game in franchise history
Coleridge just threw an end over end punt get this choke artist out of here
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Coleridge just threw an end over end punt get this choke artist out of here
Shouldn’t be surprised diggs has strong hands though
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Shouldn’t be surprised diggs has strong hands though
Satan’s greatest soldiers are suited up for new england
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Satan’s greatest soldiers are suited up for new england
Pats smell blood in the water. CJ has piss and shit running down his legs again
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Pats smell blood in the water. CJ has piss and shit running down his legs again
I have seen enough
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I have seen enough
This defense is so ungodly they have osama bin laden at QB and it’s a one score game
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This defense is so ungodly they have osama bin laden at QB and it’s a one score game
CJ is a Mitch Trubuski
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
CJ is a Mitch Trubuski
If CJ keeps showing you he’s bitch made get his ass on the bench and let Mills not kill the defense
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
If CJ keeps showing you he’s bitch made get his ass on the bench and let Mills not kill the defense
I get the play blew up but when has standard QB procedure ever been “fuck it lemme throw a 10 yard dead goose where i know for a fact no one but defenders and ineligible receivers are”
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I get the play blew up but when has standard QB procedure ever been “fuck it lemme throw a 10 yard dead goose where i know for a fact no one but defenders and ineligible receivers are”
Defense has to bear CJ ass
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Defense has to bear CJ ass
Whatchall know bout two ton togiai😤😤
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Whatchall know bout two ton togiai😤😤
I GOT DEMONS ON MY TEAM
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I GOT DEMONS ON MY TEAM
Stroud what is your fucking issue
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Stroud what is your fucking issue
Good shit defense. Should have fallen on it but that’s a good scare for the pats O
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Good shit defense. Should have fallen on it but that’s a good scare for the pats O
Weak ass flag we moved the ball nicely. D has to carry the freight
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Weak ass flag we moved the ball nicely. D has to carry the freight