Rational Astros
@rationalastros.bsky.social
Astros fan. Deep the heart of Seattle.
Oh no
Los Angeles Dodgers designated C Ben Rortvedt for assignment.
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Oh no
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
Why are the trails in Seattle completely empty today? Probably the rain.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why are the trails in Seattle completely empty today? Probably the rain.
When are y'all gonna start listening to me
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
When are y'all gonna start listening to me
Probably not worth arguing, but you're actually the one being the asshole if you're making posts about an entire baseball fanbase being inherently more likely to be members of a fascist police force
Astros fan. Shocking 🙄
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Probably not worth arguing, but you're actually the one being the asshole if you're making posts about an entire baseball fanbase being inherently more likely to be members of a fascist police force
The main problem for the #Astros in any Paredes trade is his value to the Astros is higher than it is in a vacuum or to any other team. He fits perfectly on this roster and solves multiple problems other teams don't have. Trade value isn't going to line up on paper.
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The main problem for the #Astros in any Paredes trade is his value to the Astros is higher than it is in a vacuum or to any other team. He fits perfectly on this roster and solves multiple problems other teams don't have. Trade value isn't going to line up on paper.
Ok I've seen enough it's time for baseball
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ok I've seen enough it's time for baseball
One thing about me is I can eat a whole quiche
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
One thing about me is I can eat a whole quiche
I'm firmly in the "we don't need to trade an infielder camp"
It's going to be complicated but it can work getting everyone ABs. More than anything, we don't have a lot of infield depth. What is the plan when we trade Isaac and Correa or Peña misses a month? Whitcomb or Allen full time?
#Astros
It's going to be complicated but it can work getting everyone ABs. More than anything, we don't have a lot of infield depth. What is the plan when we trade Isaac and Correa or Peña misses a month? Whitcomb or Allen full time?
#Astros
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I'm firmly in the "we don't need to trade an infielder camp"
It's going to be complicated but it can work getting everyone ABs. More than anything, we don't have a lot of infield depth. What is the plan when we trade Isaac and Correa or Peña misses a month? Whitcomb or Allen full time?
#Astros
It's going to be complicated but it can work getting everyone ABs. More than anything, we don't have a lot of infield depth. What is the plan when we trade Isaac and Correa or Peña misses a month? Whitcomb or Allen full time?
#Astros
I imagine it's because they lost to them in the most famous world series of all time and the #Astros are their only threat as the most successful franchise of the century
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I imagine it's because they lost to them in the most famous world series of all time and the #Astros are their only threat as the most successful franchise of the century
Back to 0. She did make it 2 days this time, which is a record.
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Back to 0. She did make it 2 days this time, which is a record.
A great day for America and America's Team! Beltran snowplowing the way for Altuve's unanimous election and causing dodger fans to throw canned foods in frustration. Healing.
#Astros
#Astros
Beltran voters u better walk faster when you see me
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A great day for America and America's Team! Beltran snowplowing the way for Altuve's unanimous election and causing dodger fans to throw canned foods in frustration. Healing.
#Astros
#Astros
What's the point of a game clock in a sudden death overtime
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
What's the point of a game clock in a sudden death overtime
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hearing from Tucker's camp he is now strongly considering a gap year
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Hearing from Tucker's camp he is now strongly considering a gap year
Being an NFL coach would be the best job because there are only 8 of them for 32 jobs
NEWS: The New York Giants intend to hire John Harbaugh as their head coach and are working to finalize a deal, a league source confirmed The Athletic.
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Being an NFL coach would be the best job because there are only 8 of them for 32 jobs
Guys like Rodgers can't be humiliated enough
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Guys like Rodgers can't be humiliated enough
How are the Texans winning this game
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
How are the Texans winning this game
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I was very right in all of my Mark Teixeira hate all those years
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I was very right in all of my Mark Teixeira hate all those years
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM