jort_lord
@jortpilled.bsky.social
they/bitch
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Car crash enthusiast
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Car crash enthusiast
That's how I found out about @health.band actually
hate when I hear a youtube ad and think "wow what a nice sound" and then when I look at the screen it's like "do you have mental illnesses? you're gonna love this sound"
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
That's how I found out about @health.band actually
Damn if I was a white girl who got everything she wanted from her dad except emotional validation I bet the new Taylor album would hit so hard
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Damn if I was a white girl who got everything she wanted from her dad except emotional validation I bet the new Taylor album would hit so hard
Seattle cishet: gay and trans but not a furry
August 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Seattle cishet: gay and trans but not a furry
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autism was the boogeyman that scared people off of vaccines. "imagine the loss of prestige if your kid was a gay little weirdo."
March 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
autism was the boogeyman that scared people off of vaccines. "imagine the loss of prestige if your kid was a gay little weirdo."
Feels like summer is basically here but I respect woman and homosexuals too much to have any friends with a boat I could borrow :(
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Feels like summer is basically here but I respect woman and homosexuals too much to have any friends with a boat I could borrow :(
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I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
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Since Popeye is in the public domain now, you can actually refuse to pay for your food at any Popeye’s location in the United States. They are trying to suppress this knowledge
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Since Popeye is in the public domain now, you can actually refuse to pay for your food at any Popeye’s location in the United States. They are trying to suppress this knowledge
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I need to be like him absolutely blissed out in the slop
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I need to be like him absolutely blissed out in the slop
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Monster Trans girl drinking a Human energy drink
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Monster Trans girl drinking a Human energy drink
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some of my critics and haters might say that I delved too greedily, and too deep. but what to they know? they've never given an orgasm in their life
August 11, 2023 at 2:16 PM
some of my critics and haters might say that I delved too greedily, and too deep. but what to they know? they've never given an orgasm in their life
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I support normal women AND cis women
August 6, 2023 at 5:03 AM
I support normal women AND cis women
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Bout to grind up some nugs
August 1, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Bout to grind up some nugs
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i occasionally consider making an intrusive thoughts bot but it seems like it would do more harm than good. also im not willing to face it
August 1, 2023 at 7:56 PM
i occasionally consider making an intrusive thoughts bot but it seems like it would do more harm than good. also im not willing to face it
The furries are moving in, nature is thriving.
July 25, 2023 at 11:58 PM
The furries are moving in, nature is thriving.
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everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
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unfortunately bluesky does not presently have *any* accounts that just post pictures of cloud strife in cute femme outfits so it’s not a real contender as a social network imo
July 20, 2023 at 3:11 PM
unfortunately bluesky does not presently have *any* accounts that just post pictures of cloud strife in cute femme outfits so it’s not a real contender as a social network imo
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girls go to college to get more knowledge… boys go to jupiter to get more stupider… and nonbineys are slav squatting outside a 7/11 drinking mysterious substances out of a water bottle with a tito’s label on it
July 20, 2023 at 2:06 PM
girls go to college to get more knowledge… boys go to jupiter to get more stupider… and nonbineys are slav squatting outside a 7/11 drinking mysterious substances out of a water bottle with a tito’s label on it
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Bluesky is good if you walk into a room, realize it's full of perverts, and feel more comfortable
July 6, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Bluesky is good if you walk into a room, realize it's full of perverts, and feel more comfortable
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if alan turing had access to poppers we wouldn't have computers
July 18, 2023 at 6:09 PM
if alan turing had access to poppers we wouldn't have computers