They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Pinned
As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
One of my most toxic traits, is my love of saying "worm" when I'm saying "warm". Try it out! People hate it!
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One of my most toxic traits, is my love of saying "worm" when I'm saying "warm". Try it out! People hate it!
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
Delete me.
Erase me.
Crash me,
Into the void.
Erase me.
Crash me,
Into the void.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Delete me.
Erase me.
Crash me,
Into the void.
Erase me.
Crash me,
Into the void.
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
MVP should maybe just be called Most Valuable Offensive Player or some shit
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
MVP should maybe just be called Most Valuable Offensive Player or some shit
Trump actually said "President of Pee's" (he loves piss) not "peace", we just misheard him
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trump actually said "President of Pee's" (he loves piss) not "peace", we just misheard him
I have a surprisingly great credit-score, should I buy a baseball-franchise?? The Burien Padres has a nice ring to it, no?
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have a surprisingly great credit-score, should I buy a baseball-franchise?? The Burien Padres has a nice ring to it, no?
As a Seattle-person who has been a Seattle-person for 40 yrs, Starbucks is trash-coffee no matter what. Go drink coffee that doesn't taste burnt as hell, and doesnt hate unions.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As a Seattle-person who has been a Seattle-person for 40 yrs, Starbucks is trash-coffee no matter what. Go drink coffee that doesn't taste burnt as hell, and doesnt hate unions.
MY GRANDSON IS AN UNGRATEFUL AND DUMB LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! I TELL HIM TO EAT HIS DINNER, HE SAYS "6-7 OLD MAN!" AND LAUGHS AT ME WHILE DABBING.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
MY GRANDSON IS AN UNGRATEFUL AND DUMB LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! I TELL HIM TO EAT HIS DINNER, HE SAYS "6-7 OLD MAN!" AND LAUGHS AT ME WHILE DABBING.
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Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
I dunno how I missed this. But, I've been living a block away from this place for 2 years and it's the best street-tacos I've ever had in my life, and the employees were awesome, and this is infuriating to me!
SPD out here on Northgate shutting down the taco stand between 8th and Roosevelt due to "multiple licensing and health code violations" that they wouldn't provide anymore info about.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I dunno how I missed this. But, I've been living a block away from this place for 2 years and it's the best street-tacos I've ever had in my life, and the employees were awesome, and this is infuriating to me!
It was 11:11 on 11/11, take a piss!
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It was 11:11 on 11/11, take a piss!
My grandson is a dumb piece of shit!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My grandson is a dumb piece of shit!
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
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Seriously. What are we gonna fucking do?!
New @theneedling.com headline: Seattleite unsure what to do now their mayor isn’t an utter monster.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Seriously. What are we gonna fucking do?!
...okay....
Remember how stressful and tense it used to be to watch Seahawks games?
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
...okay....
Oof. Back-up center is the toughest position to be?
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oof. Back-up center is the toughest position to be?
Seahawk Defense is legit
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Seahawk Defense is legit
Remember how stressful and tense it used to be to watch Seahawks games?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Remember how stressful and tense it used to be to watch Seahawks games?
Sam Darnold to JSN is the TRUTH. GoHawks
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sam Darnold to JSN is the TRUTH. GoHawks
Actually it's cool that my comedy show can't get into festivals that aren't in my city. It's fun seeing all my pals in other cities having fun! Gives me way more underground credibility. Sketch comedy festivals are afraid of us! (Or don't consider us sketch comedy...)
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Actually it's cool that my comedy show can't get into festivals that aren't in my city. It's fun seeing all my pals in other cities having fun! Gives me way more underground credibility. Sketch comedy festivals are afraid of us! (Or don't consider us sketch comedy...)