Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??

I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show

My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats

Whatever happens tonight. It's been fun riding the waves of every pitch and swing with my fellow Ms fans on Bluesky. Goms 4 life!

Me, when people are like "bro, you're OBSESSED with the Mariners, man. Get a life!!":

If you've had a tough week/day/year/life, enjoy this guided meditation I provided last year. At the end of the night, most of them came up to me and said "wow, this really helped me, Jordan!" so it might help you too!1

I can't even focus at work today... Stressed about baseball...