They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We out here peeping Running Man in IMAX
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Wow. Just came across this hella aggressive Hims hair-growth ad. What do you think about it??
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wow... me getting money from a Washington Mutual (RIP) atm 20-something years ago. Rocking my Rupert G's Hello Deli shirt I stole from my dad, and cool sideburns.
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I miss the Comedy Bang Bang television show
I wish I still had this shirt from the Super Bowl between the legal-weed states (at the time).
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wish I still had this shirt from the Super Bowl between the legal-weed states (at the time).
Hay dios mio, this is already in a couple of weeks! If you're in the Seattle-area, come out! It's going to be fun.
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hay dios mio, this is already in a couple of weeks! If you're in the Seattle-area, come out! It's going to be fun.
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
You can buy tix at finetonightlive.com
RIP to a real one
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
RIP to a real one
Tyler Glasnow after giving up a home run
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tyler Glasnow after giving up a home run
My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My impression of all the anti-Zohran NY democrats
Fuck Bruce Harrell
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fuck Bruce Harrell
Passport photo fail. Mouth all blacked out
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Passport photo fail. Mouth all blacked out
Me - dang... I'm legit broke as hell right now...
Also Me -
Also Me -
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me - dang... I'm legit broke as hell right now...
Also Me -
Also Me -
Whatever happens tonight. It's been fun riding the waves of every pitch and swing with my fellow Ms fans on Bluesky. Goms 4 life!
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Whatever happens tonight. It's been fun riding the waves of every pitch and swing with my fellow Ms fans on Bluesky. Goms 4 life!
Time is a flat-circle, bro
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Time is a flat-circle, bro
Uh - this is dangerous!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Uh - this is dangerous!!
Me, when people are like "bro, you're OBSESSED with the Mariners, man. Get a life!!":
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me, when people are like "bro, you're OBSESSED with the Mariners, man. Get a life!!":
We here. Goms!!!
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We here. Goms!!!
I like that this comment is marked as 'rude' lol
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I like that this comment is marked as 'rude' lol
If you've had a tough week/day/year/life, enjoy this guided meditation I provided last year. At the end of the night, most of them came up to me and said "wow, this really helped me, Jordan!" so it might help you too!1
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you've had a tough week/day/year/life, enjoy this guided meditation I provided last year. At the end of the night, most of them came up to me and said "wow, this really helped me, Jordan!" so it might help you too!1
I can't even focus at work today... Stressed about baseball...
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I can't even focus at work today... Stressed about baseball...
Hes having fun!
October 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Hes having fun!