They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
I mean, corn produces kernels, no? So it makes a whole lotta sense!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I mean, corn produces kernels, no? So it makes a whole lotta sense!!
THREE HOURS! fucking kill me
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
THREE HOURS! fucking kill me
Same!! (Minus having a kid and stuff) Only been a regular coffee drinker the past 10 yrs. Even used to work hella early and just chug water to wake up. Now I'm a tired grumpy-ass freak without my morning cuppa joe
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Same!! (Minus having a kid and stuff) Only been a regular coffee drinker the past 10 yrs. Even used to work hella early and just chug water to wake up. Now I'm a tired grumpy-ass freak without my morning cuppa joe
This always happened to me when I'd try to make my therapist laugh.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This always happened to me when I'd try to make my therapist laugh.