Ewan McCartney
@ewanmc.bsky.social
They/He. #ActuallyAutistic, Seattle Based Sped Teacher
Saw wild elk on my hike at Fort Stevens
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Saw wild elk on my hike at Fort Stevens
Made Beef Wellington for Christmas dinner. Not the prettiest but genuinely one of the best meals I have ever had. Also perfectly medium so #GordonRamsay wouldn’t have to yell at me
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Made Beef Wellington for Christmas dinner. Not the prettiest but genuinely one of the best meals I have ever had. Also perfectly medium so #GordonRamsay wouldn’t have to yell at me
Timeline cleanser of my puppy helping me pick up a Christmas tree
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Timeline cleanser of my puppy helping me pick up a Christmas tree
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
I think this is the third year running that @thelongestjohns.bsky.social are my most listened to band. Andy, JD, and Robbie keep up your fantastic work.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think this is the third year running that @thelongestjohns.bsky.social are my most listened to band. Andy, JD, and Robbie keep up your fantastic work.
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m such a regular at both the boba shop and Vietnamese bakery near my workplace that when I order ahead they see me walking in and hand me my order
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m such a regular at both the boba shop and Vietnamese bakery near my workplace that when I order ahead they see me walking in and hand me my order
I just got a Chris Pratt Hallow ad while watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social , sometimes the algorithm really doesn’t know the demographics of the audience.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I just got a Chris Pratt Hallow ad while watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social , sometimes the algorithm really doesn’t know the demographics of the audience.
@profanity.accountant let’s do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@profanity.accountant let’s do this
Weird Al
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
They Might Be Giants
Kenny and Dolly
Ben Folds
Weird Al
Chris Cornell
Kenny and Dolly
Ben Folds
Weird Al
Chris Cornell
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Taylor Swift
KMFDM
Kill Hannah
Kesha
Failure
Postal Service
Mastodon
Electric Six
Deftones
I can't count 🤷🏻♂️
Taylor Swift
KMFDM
Kill Hannah
Kesha
Failure
Postal Service
Mastodon
Electric Six
Deftones
I can't count 🤷🏻♂️
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Weird Al
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
At my second urgent care appointment in under a week.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
At my second urgent care appointment in under a week.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection.
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection.
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election.
We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future.
And we won.
This is YOUR city!
New @theneedling.com headline: Seattleite unsure what to do now their mayor isn’t an utter monster.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
New @theneedling.com headline: Seattleite unsure what to do now their mayor isn’t an utter monster.
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
I get paid $50 per session that I run a MTG club after school at the school I teach at. I’m committing to, until SNAP receives the funding, donate all the money I get paid for my labor of running this club to my local food bank (the Rainier Valley Food Bank in #Seattle) today was my first donation.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I get paid $50 per session that I run a MTG club after school at the school I teach at. I’m committing to, until SNAP receives the funding, donate all the money I get paid for my labor of running this club to my local food bank (the Rainier Valley Food Bank in #Seattle) today was my first donation.
First ever tattoo. It’s of a Scottish flag since my dad is from Scotland
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
First ever tattoo. It’s of a Scottish flag since my dad is from Scotland
Massive thank you to @magikids.bsky.social for the large amount of supplies they sent me for the mtg club I run at the low income school I teach at. I will have a lot of very happy kids the next time I meet, and am incredibly grateful for it
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Massive thank you to @magikids.bsky.social for the large amount of supplies they sent me for the mtg club I run at the low income school I teach at. I will have a lot of very happy kids the next time I meet, and am incredibly grateful for it
@gerryt.bsky.social can I ask you some questions over dm about professional mtg for a mtg club I run at a middle school.
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@gerryt.bsky.social can I ask you some questions over dm about professional mtg for a mtg club I run at a middle school.
On Monday I am teaching a lesson for my 6th grade special education life skills class where I’m talking about voting and bringing in my actual (unfilled) ballot. @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social I’m starting them thinking about politics young
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
On Monday I am teaching a lesson for my 6th grade special education life skills class where I’m talking about voting and bringing in my actual (unfilled) ballot. @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social I’m starting them thinking about politics young
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Since it is Friday, I am once again reminding you that I am running for CA Assembly District 72, and that my solemn pledge not to use any campaign funds to eat excessive amounts of tortellinis remains in effect.
These are personal tortellinis.
secure.actblue.com/donate/kluwe
These are personal tortellinis.
secure.actblue.com/donate/kluwe
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Since it is Friday, I am once again reminding you that I am running for CA Assembly District 72, and that my solemn pledge not to use any campaign funds to eat excessive amounts of tortellinis remains in effect.
These are personal tortellinis.
secure.actblue.com/donate/kluwe
These are personal tortellinis.
secure.actblue.com/donate/kluwe
Had a brutal day at work but now cuddling these two in bed while I watch @amytheamazonian.bsky.social play Grenzo, life is good
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Had a brutal day at work but now cuddling these two in bed while I watch @amytheamazonian.bsky.social play Grenzo, life is good
. @chriswarcraft.bsky.social I told my students that I sometimes joke around online with a former NFL player and they thought I was cool so thank you for making me seem a lot cooler than I actually am.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
. @chriswarcraft.bsky.social I told my students that I sometimes joke around online with a former NFL player and they thought I was cool so thank you for making me seem a lot cooler than I actually am.