Ewan McCartney
ewanmc.bsky.social
Ewan McCartney
@ewanmc.bsky.social
They/He. #ActuallyAutistic, Seattle Based Sped Teacher, Universal Life Church Minister(who only officiates queer weddings), and all around nerd
Mike Macdonald was an awesome coaching hire. So happy this team won #Seahawks
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
New Profile Pic. #IceOutOfSeattle
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
5 classes in college that most influenced me
intro to labor relations (why I am a union member) by @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Calling BS by @carlbergstrom.com
Sex, Gender and Disability by Joanne Woiak
Intro to special education by Sarah Arvey Tov(why I went into sped)
Assessment by Katie Lewis
5 classes in college

Astrophysics (but I dropped it when it turned out I was the only non physics major in it and they were all wayyyy smarter)

Film Noir

Pop Culture

Abnormal Psychology

Latin American History
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.

Irish Theater
AIDS (Advanced Design of Engineering Systems)
Modern China
Swarm Robotics
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I want to thank the Ravens for Mike Macdonald #Seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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You know Nacua is thinking to himself “I should’ve gone farther right”
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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ICE just executed another person in the street in Minneapolis. They already had him subdued and beaten.

No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.

Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I bumped into Trevor Noah at the Austin Texas Airport.
I saw Robert Parrish at a Whole Foods near Mass General

Also the Celtics used my college gym as their practice facility
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@dixonij.bsky.social how much are you wanting Kevin Patulo’s firing?
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I hate it but as a Seahawks fan I am the biggest fan of the #Bears tonight and tonight only
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Saw wild elk on my hike at Fort Stevens
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Made Beef Wellington for Christmas dinner. Not the prettiest but genuinely one of the best meals I have ever had. Also perfectly medium so #GordonRamsay wouldn’t have to yell at me
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Timeline cleanser of my puppy helping me pick up a Christmas tree
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think this is the third year running that @thelongestjohns.bsky.social are my most listened to band. Andy, JD, and Robbie keep up your fantastic work.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m such a regular at both the boba shop and Vietnamese bakery near my workplace that when I order ahead they see me walking in and hand me my order
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I just got a Chris Pratt Hallow ad while watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social , sometimes the algorithm really doesn’t know the demographics of the audience.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
@profanity.accountant let’s do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Weird Al
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
They Might Be Giants
Kenny and Dolly
Ben Folds
Weird Al
Chris Cornell
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Taylor Swift
KMFDM
Kill Hannah
Kesha
Failure
Postal Service
Mastodon
Electric Six
Deftones

I can't count 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At my second urgent care appointment in under a week.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM