Ewan McCartney
@ewanmc.bsky.social
They/He. #ActuallyAutistic, Seattle Based Sped Teacher, Universal Life Church Minister(who only officiates queer weddings), and all around nerd
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
5 classes in college that most influenced me
intro to labor relations (why I am a union member) by @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Calling BS by @carlbergstrom.com
Sex, Gender and Disability by Joanne Woiak
Intro to special education by Sarah Arvey Tov(why I went into sped)
Assessment by Katie Lewis
intro to labor relations (why I am a union member) by @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Calling BS by @carlbergstrom.com
Sex, Gender and Disability by Joanne Woiak
Intro to special education by Sarah Arvey Tov(why I went into sped)
Assessment by Katie Lewis
5 classes in college
Astrophysics (but I dropped it when it turned out I was the only non physics major in it and they were all wayyyy smarter)
Film Noir
Pop Culture
Abnormal Psychology
Latin American History
Astrophysics (but I dropped it when it turned out I was the only non physics major in it and they were all wayyyy smarter)
Film Noir
Pop Culture
Abnormal Psychology
Latin American History
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Irish Theater
AIDS (Advanced Design of Engineering Systems)
Modern China
Swarm Robotics
Irish Theater
AIDS (Advanced Design of Engineering Systems)
Modern China
Swarm Robotics
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
5 classes in college that most influenced me
intro to labor relations (why I am a union member) by @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Calling BS by @carlbergstrom.com
Sex, Gender and Disability by Joanne Woiak
Intro to special education by Sarah Arvey Tov(why I went into sped)
Assessment by Katie Lewis
intro to labor relations (why I am a union member) by @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
Calling BS by @carlbergstrom.com
Sex, Gender and Disability by Joanne Woiak
Intro to special education by Sarah Arvey Tov(why I went into sped)
Assessment by Katie Lewis
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You know Nacua is thinking to himself “I should’ve gone farther right”
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You know Nacua is thinking to himself “I should’ve gone farther right”
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ICE just executed another person in the street in Minneapolis. They already had him subdued and beaten.
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ICE just executed another person in the street in Minneapolis. They already had him subdued and beaten.
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
No need to seek out the video. It’s bad.
Watching closely to see if any of our leaders here do anything but express dismay. And that does not include siccing “our” police on protesters!
I bumped into Trevor Noah at the Austin Texas Airport.
I saw Robert Parrish at a Whole Foods near Mass General
Also the Celtics used my college gym as their practice facility
Also the Celtics used my college gym as their practice facility
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I bumped into Trevor Noah at the Austin Texas Airport.
@dixonij.bsky.social how much are you wanting Kevin Patulo’s firing?
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@dixonij.bsky.social how much are you wanting Kevin Patulo’s firing?
Saw wild elk on my hike at Fort Stevens
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Saw wild elk on my hike at Fort Stevens
Made Beef Wellington for Christmas dinner. Not the prettiest but genuinely one of the best meals I have ever had. Also perfectly medium so #GordonRamsay wouldn’t have to yell at me
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Made Beef Wellington for Christmas dinner. Not the prettiest but genuinely one of the best meals I have ever had. Also perfectly medium so #GordonRamsay wouldn’t have to yell at me
Timeline cleanser of my puppy helping me pick up a Christmas tree
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Timeline cleanser of my puppy helping me pick up a Christmas tree
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
I think this is the third year running that @thelongestjohns.bsky.social are my most listened to band. Andy, JD, and Robbie keep up your fantastic work.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think this is the third year running that @thelongestjohns.bsky.social are my most listened to band. Andy, JD, and Robbie keep up your fantastic work.
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m such a regular at both the boba shop and Vietnamese bakery near my workplace that when I order ahead they see me walking in and hand me my order
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m such a regular at both the boba shop and Vietnamese bakery near my workplace that when I order ahead they see me walking in and hand me my order
I just got a Chris Pratt Hallow ad while watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social , sometimes the algorithm really doesn’t know the demographics of the audience.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I just got a Chris Pratt Hallow ad while watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social , sometimes the algorithm really doesn’t know the demographics of the audience.
@profanity.accountant let’s do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@profanity.accountant let’s do this
Weird Al
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
They Might Be Giants
Kenny and Dolly
Ben Folds
Weird Al
Chris Cornell
Kenny and Dolly
Ben Folds
Weird Al
Chris Cornell
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Taylor Swift
KMFDM
Kill Hannah
Kesha
Failure
Postal Service
Mastodon
Electric Six
Deftones
I can't count 🤷🏻♂️
Taylor Swift
KMFDM
Kill Hannah
Kesha
Failure
Postal Service
Mastodon
Electric Six
Deftones
I can't count 🤷🏻♂️
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Weird Al
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
Rina Sawayama
TWRP
The High Kings
The Longest Johns
At my second urgent care appointment in under a week.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
At my second urgent care appointment in under a week.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity