Jordi Whitefoot
@jordiw.bsky.social
Hastings dweller. Jol & Ange 🥲 COYS 🤍
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i finally realized who his ass looks like it is glass joe from punch out
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Yikes - the land surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant is up for sale!
Lot 1 is top-quality chalk downland bursting with wildflowers & butterflies - orchids, skippers… going for £950k. It absolutely needs to be preserved. Hope the NT or similar can buy
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Lot 1 is top-quality chalk downland bursting with wildflowers & butterflies - orchids, skippers… going for £950k. It absolutely needs to be preserved. Hope the NT or similar can buy
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August 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Yikes - the land surrounding the Cerne Abbas Giant is up for sale!
Lot 1 is top-quality chalk downland bursting with wildflowers & butterflies - orchids, skippers… going for £950k. It absolutely needs to be preserved. Hope the NT or similar can buy
wdcdn.co/media/pdf/0f... wdcdn.co/media/pdf/0f...
Lot 1 is top-quality chalk downland bursting with wildflowers & butterflies - orchids, skippers… going for £950k. It absolutely needs to be preserved. Hope the NT or similar can buy
wdcdn.co/media/pdf/0f... wdcdn.co/media/pdf/0f...
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some people who are intelligent and decent in real life only started posting online on zuckerberg's sites like facebook in their adult years. this is essentially like hitting an infant in the head with a hammer and installing a strobe light inside the skinner box they are raised inside
Lately I have been seeing so many of these obviously fake accounts, usually in a trending feed. What baffles me is that people are falling for it! Do most people have zero pattern recognition? Surely that can be taught, I hate to think there's no hope for improvement
August 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
some people who are intelligent and decent in real life only started posting online on zuckerberg's sites like facebook in their adult years. this is essentially like hitting an infant in the head with a hammer and installing a strobe light inside the skinner box they are raised inside
Those three words that drive absolute terror into my heart:
"Powered by AI"
"Powered by AI"
August 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Those three words that drive absolute terror into my heart:
"Powered by AI"
"Powered by AI"
Didn't realise I was going to get hit with a double whammy of sadness, having Ange's comments in there 🥲
How Son Heung-min embodied Tottenham Hotspur.
My piece on his difficult start, his brilliance, his generosity and his legacy.
Featuring thoughts from Paul Mitchell, Ange Postecoglou, Kevin Wimmer and more
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
My piece on his difficult start, his brilliance, his generosity and his legacy.
Featuring thoughts from Paul Mitchell, Ange Postecoglou, Kevin Wimmer and more
www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...
Son Heung-min is Tottenham. Tottenham is Son Heung-min.
Son’s 10-year Spurs career ended in Seoul this week, but it was in Bilbao in May that his embodiment of the club became complete
www.nytimes.com
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Didn't realise I was going to get hit with a double whammy of sadness, having Ange's comments in there 🥲
Kane leaving didn't feel like the end of something for me; Son does.
The excitement watching him from first game to last never dropped.
Hope he comes back in some faculty 🤍 #coys
The excitement watching him from first game to last never dropped.
Hope he comes back in some faculty 🤍 #coys
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Kane leaving didn't feel like the end of something for me; Son does.
The excitement watching him from first game to last never dropped.
Hope he comes back in some faculty 🤍 #coys
The excitement watching him from first game to last never dropped.
Hope he comes back in some faculty 🤍 #coys
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
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by 2030 the only porn in england will be produced by the bbc and consist of mr blobby pouring beans on a frowning 55 year old nude woman
July 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
by 2030 the only porn in england will be produced by the bbc and consist of mr blobby pouring beans on a frowning 55 year old nude woman
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You'll love Derry so much, you'll never leave.
#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 2025 on HBO Max.
#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 2025 on HBO Max.
July 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You'll love Derry so much, you'll never leave.
#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 2025 on HBO Max.
#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 2025 on HBO Max.
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been optimizing our baby, he’s up to 3.4 laughs/day, smile rate is in the 75th percentile. fed his coos into gpt-4o to map out ideal sleep/wake cycle. wife says i should be doing more chores around the house but got upset when i told her the ai nanny model notes 80/20 choreload maxes parental energy
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
been optimizing our baby, he’s up to 3.4 laughs/day, smile rate is in the 75th percentile. fed his coos into gpt-4o to map out ideal sleep/wake cycle. wife says i should be doing more chores around the house but got upset when i told her the ai nanny model notes 80/20 choreload maxes parental energy
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they’re going to put up a disclaimer before each episode like, “the following programme features presenters no longer employed by the BBC, and the corporation does not endorse their behaviour, language or attitudes” [smash cut to Wallace grinning like a cunt]
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they’re going to put up a disclaimer before each episode like, “the following programme features presenters no longer employed by the BBC, and the corporation does not endorse their behaviour, language or attitudes” [smash cut to Wallace grinning like a cunt]
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I'm now blocking anyone stating that people protesting vs the government's ban on Palestine Action deserve to be arrested. Yeah, sure, it's an opinion and you're welcome to it. But if you can't understand what's wrong with arresting peace campaigners under the Terrorism Act, I have no time for you.
July 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm now blocking anyone stating that people protesting vs the government's ban on Palestine Action deserve to be arrested. Yeah, sure, it's an opinion and you're welcome to it. But if you can't understand what's wrong with arresting peace campaigners under the Terrorism Act, I have no time for you.
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fantastic fourskin
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
fantastic fourskin
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For context: the cost of the Club World Cup trophy that Trump stole, necessitating the creation of a new one, would clear Morecambe's outstanding player wages and Vat bill.
What is no more than loose change to the top of football would rescue clubs at the bottom.
What is no more than loose change to the top of football would rescue clubs at the bottom.
July 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
For context: the cost of the Club World Cup trophy that Trump stole, necessitating the creation of a new one, would clear Morecambe's outstanding player wages and Vat bill.
What is no more than loose change to the top of football would rescue clubs at the bottom.
What is no more than loose change to the top of football would rescue clubs at the bottom.
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Why does Jack Dorsey look like if Make-A-Wish granted an 8 year old boys wish to be an old man
July 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why does Jack Dorsey look like if Make-A-Wish granted an 8 year old boys wish to be an old man
Levy waking up from a Hangover-level bender of a spending spree, getting buyers remorse and now trying to frame Forest smdh
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Levy waking up from a Hangover-level bender of a spending spree, getting buyers remorse and now trying to frame Forest smdh
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The more we discover, the worse it gets. Now we learn the water companies wrote the guidance ensuring sewage sludge is not tested for the vast majority of contaminants before being spread on farmland. They gave themselves a free licence to dump hazardous waste. 🧵
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Environment Agency insider alleges ‘cover-up’ over sewage sludge on farmland
Regulator and government accused of colluding with water industry to dump potentially toxic waste without oversight
www.theguardian.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The more we discover, the worse it gets. Now we learn the water companies wrote the guidance ensuring sewage sludge is not tested for the vast majority of contaminants before being spread on farmland. They gave themselves a free licence to dump hazardous waste. 🧵
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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The word is "massacres"
Gaza aid workers overwhelmed by ‘mass casualty incidents’ at food distribution sites
Gaza aid workers overwhelmed by ‘mass casualty incidents’ at food distribution sites
Doctors say hundreds have been wounded by Israeli gunfire while trying to reach convoys
Medical officials, humanitarian workers and doctors in Gaza say they have been overwhelmed by almost daily “mass casualty incidents” as they struggle to deal with those wounded by Israeli fire on Palestinians seeking aid.
Doctors said many of the casualties they are treating describe being shot as they try to reach distribution sites run by the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF), a secretive US- and Israel-backed organisation that began handing out food in late May. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The word is "massacres"
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"Thiel is developing an AI condom called Sting that glows blue in the presence of females with a suboptimal racial genetic background"
Peter Thiel is founding yet another company named after something from Middle Earth.
This time it’s a bank named Erebor, a reference to the mountain which holds Smaug’s piles of gold and treasure.
This time it’s a bank named Erebor, a reference to the mountain which holds Smaug’s piles of gold and treasure.
Peter Thiel joins tech billionaires backing new lender Erebor to rival Silicon Valley Bank
Start-up named after the dragon’s mountain in ‘Lord of the Rings’
www.ft.com
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Thiel is developing an AI condom called Sting that glows blue in the presence of females with a suboptimal racial genetic background"