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December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
was clippy also completely impossible to hide..?
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
like i’m getting called to the principal’s office
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with

this meme is actually just real life
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
buzzfeed content & video ads at gas pumps is undignified. it‘s genuinely concerning to me that a HUMAN executive thinks we are so impressionable that we deserve to be subjected to a royalty free track at max volume, being given no choice but to involuntarily give up OUR mental energy to perceive it
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
notion finally bullied into fixing their macOS icon 😍😍
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this
September 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
can i just take notes on my ipad in peace without some atlantic staff writer moving the goalpost EVERY 5 MINUTES
Colleges and universities are going way too soft on policing AI, Tyler Austin Harper argues. “Institutions of higher learning can abandon their centuries-long educational project,” he writes. “Or they can fight.”
Universities Can Abdicate to AI. Or They Can Fight.
Too many school leaders have been reluctant to impose harsh penalties for unauthorized chatbot use.
bit.ly
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.

Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.

WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.

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Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting
Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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As I type this, I’m now involved in two simultaneous conversations: whether Rand Paul is soft for believing drug dealers deserve trials before summary execution, and whether it was weird Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the dark web drug kingpin.
we have our official government response
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This is actually a pretty great illustration of what the remnants of Twitter are doing to a bunch of otherwise-normal people right now. This is the stuff being pushed through its algorithms, so now *the guy with the Democrats account password* feels the need to weigh in on garbage discourse.
These idiots now feel the need to weigh in with agreement for whatever right-wing culture war outrage is currently going on. Morons.
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
a man could blow up an orphanage and the comments on the corresponding nytimes article would RUSH to both-sides it
August 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
trading in some woke points here, but this brand of activism where everything has to be secretly evil is just so tiring? the ability to join a call while you’re driving is THE most basic workflow that has been possible through carplay for years now? some people have roles that benefit from this?
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM