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Screenshot of an Apple Music Replay stat. The Compare Your Replay section is comparing my top 2025 album, 7G by A.G. Cook to my top 2024 album, Britpop by A.G. Cook. 7G is at 2,586 minutes listened, and Britpop is at 3,189 minutes listened. omg just be a boy meme
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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like i’m getting called to the principal’s office
A screenshot of an Apple survey. A question says: “Our records show that you got an iPhone Air 256GB - Light Gold. Is this correct?” with answer choices: “Yes,” “No, I got a different iPhone,” and “No, I did not get an iPhone.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this
The image from the "this is what the dentist feels like to me" Tweet. A human in a white gown is strapped down onto an operating table (?). Two gray aliens are rendered in the typical alien-like archetypal representation, with large eyes, a lizard-like face, and a slender body.
September 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards
Rough drawing of a blob in a yellow shirt and propeller hat licking a colorful lollipop with a doofy look on its face.
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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trading in some woke points here, but this brand of activism where everything has to be secretly evil is just so tiring? the ability to join a call while you’re driving is THE most basic workflow that has been possible through carplay for years now? some people have roles that benefit from this?
Screenshot of an Instagram post from More Perfect Union. A post, with a graphic of Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella staring at the viewer behind the Microsoft logo, reads: “Mercedes and Microsoft are pairing up to make work even more inescapable,” with inescapable underlined in red.
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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just got a letterboxd like within MINUTES of posting my weapons review
i think this is nancy mace but she’s eating the weirdest meal (?) i’ve ever seen
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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bought a stream deck to exclusively use as a clipboard manager
Meryl Streep holds a large bouquet of flowers while walking on the sidewalk.
July 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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somehow i was added to his mailing list last year and our tomorrow's incoming weekly newsletter will have the craziest photo-op where he looks like he shit his pants
Markwayne Mullin stands with his arms to his sides in a group of people from the Norman, OK Chamber of Commerce. Markwayne Mullin with a bulging forehead vein and cherry red face is clenching his fist in an awkward slightly hunched over stance over a separate photo background of the US Capitol building with an edited red gradient sky.
July 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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alex g continuing the tradition of randomly having a hyperpop song halfway through the album
spongebob with his mouth wide open laughing and throwing his hands up in joy in the middle of the krusty krab while the patty grill is smoking
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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they practically copied you 😕
Screenshot of the NYTimes app front page as of 10:52 PM ET, 9:52 PM CT. The headline reads, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary,” with the word “Cuomo” crossed out, to read, “Mamdani Stuns Cuomo in New York Mayoral Primary.”
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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proof i’m NOT from oklahoma but rather i AM from OKC
Photo of much smaller me in the now-Paycom Center in front of the OKC Thunder Kids Club wearing a Thunder shirt and holding a Thunder Kids Club bag with a scared look on my face. A live activity is shown in the screenshot with Indiana at 75 and the Thunder at 90.
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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sudden influx of NEW story time animation channels on my youtube feed
"The pain is unbearable" meme with the "un" in "unbearable crossed out, to read, "The pain is bearable!" Accompanied by a photo of a disproportionately scaled photo of a borzoi dog standing next to some bushes.
June 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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fun little sample app to play around with the foundation models framework in a very low stakes environment! and a lot of playing with liquid glass 🤩

github.com/jordanlucero...
Two screenshots of the same app running on an iMac and an iPhone at varying sizes to the user. The app on the iMac has generated 16 related words to the word “Liquid,” while the app on the iPhone has generated dozens of related words to the word “Glass.”
June 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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everyone and their mom complaining but literally look at it??
June 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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i know that a lot of the app was rewritten in swiftui in sequoia but it still looks like it's just a fresh coat of paint over the same ancient codebase. same ancient itunes ui for local files
June 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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1 hour into using macOS tahoe and i am not exagerrating when i say that this is one of the best things apple has ever done. if you don't believe me just look at the font book icon
A screenshot of the macOS Apps library search field contains the Font Book app. A sans-serif lowercase letter "a" signifies a front page of a rounded symbol of a book with 3 distinct tabs signified by glass of differing opacities.
June 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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switch 2 welcome tour was incredibly repetitive but all of the AI meta-commentary is going to be VERY interesting to look back on
A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 2 for the topic “Console Screen Insights” reads “What can the Nintendo Switch 2 console do now that it’s bigger?” with the answer choices: “Write essays,” “Make many calculations,” “Perform science experiments,” or “Feel human emotions.” A graphic of a Nintendo Switch 2 console by itself is accompanied by a thermometer and several rows of 0s and 1s. A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 5 for the final quiz reads “The mouse feet on a Joy-Con 2 strap attached to a Joy-Con 2 controller affect the controller in what way?” with the answer choices: “They stop it from slipping,” “They help it move around,” “They steal its socks,” or “They give it sentience.” A screenshot of Switch 2 Welcome Tour’s quiz. Question 3 for the topic “Main Computer Insights” reads “What can be simulated with the Nintendo Switch 2 console's GPU ray-tracing calculations?” with the answer choices: “Car physics,” “Light reflections,” “Characters’ feelings,” or “Company management.” A graphic of a shiny metallic ball on top of Mario-like brick blocks on a shiny, ray-traced blue background accompanies the question.
June 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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few word do trick
Screenshot of a Bluesky muted words moderation settings pane. The keyword "Grok" is muted in text & tags, excluding users I follow.
June 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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that was fast
Screenshot of the Claude app. At the top, the model picker reads, “Claude Sonnet 4.” A marketing message has a gift box icon and reads “Get 4 months of Claude 4” with a button that reads “Enter to win.”
May 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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microsoft outlook - 0
jordan - 1
Screenshot of Whitman College's email setup tips. A section header of "Set Up Your Whitman Accounts" and "Using Whitmail" has body text reading "Whitman's email system, Whitmail, is run by the Google platform. You can access email, Google Drive and Google Apps through the Whitmail system." Girl who is going to be okay meme
May 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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we won
Email from Lorde’s newsletter. Reads “Are you there?” From the desk of Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor Hi, There's so much to say. Probably easier if I txt it. Longer note here soon +1 (212) 921-8323 L - https://www.lorde.co.nz
April 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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just hit one full year of talking stage
Donald Trump pointing to his ear while standing on a tarmac.
April 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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enough magic mice to kill a tech youtuber
A hand grips five total Apple Magic Mice
April 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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we need studies done about why so many people struggle with the concept of harm reduction
“Let me ask the audience” meme. A waitress is holding a plate full of food scraps.
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM