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Jonny H
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The energy I hope to bring to 2026. This kind of sustained (and earned) social media whipping is glorious!
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
@heather-th.bsky.social curious to see what you get
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I think we'd have to start with the vest. Then maybe the blood loss won't be catastrophic.
@heather-th.bsky.social
CATS IN ANTLERS!
CATS IN ANTLERS!
DON'T TRY THIS, THE MOTHERFUDGING BLOOD LOSS
COULD BE DEVASTATING
CATS IN ANTLERS!
Any love for cats in antlers?
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Apparently I'm doing this -- my open letter to that open latter about AI in writing and publishing. I emerged from Hibernation Week to write it, so god only knows how much sense it makes. But at least a human wrote it, so that's nice.

Bonus: picture of my "cat," sweet baby Boomba.
My Open Letter To That Open Letter About AI In Writing And Publishing
The tl;dr before you get into this post is this: the SFWA came out, said that some AI usage was okay enough in books for the authors of those books to not to be disqualified from winning a Nebula a…
terribleminds.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Activists in LA photographed immigration officers wearing Halloween masks of horror movie villains while conducting raids. When a citizen journalist asked DHS for comment, a spokesperson replied, “Happy Halloween.”

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Trump’s Immigration Nightmare: It Is Happening Here
With astonishing speed, the administration has toppled the most cherished pillars of a free society. And the experts agree: It’s all going to get much, much worse.
trib.al
December 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Technically, ‘should of’ is ‘should have,’ but we’re all about showing grace in the new year.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Is it just me or is the Netflix NFL coverage... Good? Like better than any of the networks?! The commentators aren't insufferable pricks, not every 10 seconds break in play has a gambling commercial shoved into it, and it sounds like they might even air the halftime show. Weird... #nfl #nflonnetflix
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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there should be a movie where a woman from a small town begrudgingly goes to the big city for the holidays and falls in love at first sight with ethiopian food
In the hallmark movies where the lady goes back home from the big city, they never talk about the game she must play pretending that the ethnic food in the small town is anywhere near as good as her family thinks it is. Just grimacing while eating mid Thai food.
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ghost of Christmas past: Roy Cohn
Present: Herman Cain
Future: Epstein himself
And no, Tiny Tim does not survive this time.
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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When 'naughty' doesn't even
begin to cover it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"You'd think I would've been fully consumed by the threat to my life, or at least been captivated by the ever-escalating cat-and-mouse game between the terrorists and Holly's insecure but roguish husband. But no, this Christmas question just gnawed at me."
A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
As the Euro terrorists fired their machine guns into the air and their leader announced he had murdered my boss, a nagging question crept into my m...
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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60 minutes cecot video 2 of 5 from the Global-TV app in Canada, recording by Jason Paris
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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60 minutes cecot video 3 of 5 from the Global-TV app in Canada, recording by Jason Paris
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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60 minutes cecot video 4 of 5 from the Global-TV app in Canada, recording by Jason Paris
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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60 minutes cecot video 5 of 5 from the Global-TV app in Canada, recording by Jason Paris
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why are cats assholes when one is trying to focus and do yoga?
- I'm not the one doing yoga but in the same room
- I have had cats my entire life and am well aware that I could have stopped with why are cats assholes
#ImNotNewHere
@heather-th.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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This is my favorite version of the AI push — we don’t have any real ideas for how you should use it, but it’s not going anywhere, so you had better figure out a use for it and then start using it quick!

Uh, no. I don’t think I will.
Figure out how to use it. Ostrich mode will help no one.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dis petty bitch...
@heather-th.bsky.social
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM