I first read this as villanelles and had a moment thinking about a campaign to rid the countryside of archaic, rigid poetry styles to save language from being tormented into fitting.
Free the meter, save the world!

Caught her mid-blep

I volunteer to write the San Diego version where she comes to visit a friend from college, falls in love with Mexican food, then BAM - 2 cats, a small condo with a balcony full of chiles, and a YouTube channel. Does Food Network have a film division?

Also, let this be a lesson - mid-west style cooking will k*ll you one way or another.

If you bleed out, I'm blaming the cats and getting the hell up outta here.

60 minutes cecot video 2 of 5 from the Global-TV app in Canada, recording by Jason Paris

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