Jonathan Foster
@jonboogy.bsky.social
I'm just here so I won't be fined. Occasionally do things for Cincy Soccer Talk.
This edit by the news team is a masterpiece. 10/10. Each new reveal better than the next.
The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
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November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This edit by the news team is a masterpiece. 10/10. Each new reveal better than the next.
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
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just putting this up early for what is sure to be a totally normal couple of months
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
just putting this up early for what is sure to be a totally normal couple of months
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listen buddy it ain't called cisformers
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
October 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
listen buddy it ain't called cisformers
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September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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All shootings are bad. All of them.
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All shootings are bad. All of them.
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I am so glad that laughing at Man United has crossed over to Bluesky.
ABSOLUTE SCENES
"Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"
"Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"
August 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I am so glad that laughing at Man United has crossed over to Bluesky.
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Football brings people together
August 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Football brings people together
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The Leagues Cup underwent major changes for 2025, slimming its field to “just” 36 teams and folding it into the MLS regular season.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
August 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Leagues Cup underwent major changes for 2025, slimming its field to “just” 36 teams and folding it into the MLS regular season.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
What was once a summer standalone is now a distracting burden during the MLS stretch run.
Full discussion near the end of yesterday’s @totalsoccershow.bsky.social.
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I feel so bad for Caitlin Clark, a completely normal person who the least normal people on earth have decided to make their mascot
When I saw the headline I assumed the “civil rights” bit was going to be some clunky metaphor, but no, this WSJ columnist is sincerely urging Caitlin Clark to sue for reverse race discrimination under a hostile work environment theory www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...
August 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I feel so bad for Caitlin Clark, a completely normal person who the least normal people on earth have decided to make their mascot
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i just moved over the weekend and i think rodger gets a lot right but he misses the following:
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
Today is Moving Day for me so I thought I’d compile all the Moving Tips I think of to help with your next move! List starts here:
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
July 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i just moved over the weekend and i think rodger gets a lot right but he misses the following:
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
4. if you have to move for some reason no you don't
We stan a man who has the fortitude to crest the Perfect Skyline week.
For the first time, we have two entries to Tier 0. The State of Analytics in MLS is here: www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2025/7/20/state-of-mls-analytics-july-2025
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We stan a man who has the fortitude to crest the Perfect Skyline week.
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Man I always forget how to do chromakey.
July 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Man I always forget how to do chromakey.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social To determine their called out opponent each team is given a Golden Football. Captains carry out the GF to the coin flip, and hand it to the referee.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social To determine their called out opponent each team is given a Golden Football. Captains carry out the GF to the coin flip, and hand it to the referee.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
Not only do you get WWE call outs, you get potential for dumb guys ego challenging an opponent against the coach's plan.
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Hats off to LAFC for standing with the people of Los Angeles.
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hats off to LAFC for standing with the people of Los Angeles.
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FC Cincinnati looks to put away a struggling DC United, while DC looks to end their winless streak in the Queen City. @jonboogy.bsky.social has the match preview⬇️
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Preview: FC Cincinnati v DC United - Cincinnati Soccer Talk
After helping both Atlanta United and FC Dallas end their league loss streaks, DC United will be hoping that FC Cincinnati will continue to feel generous and help to end their own. DC UNITED Thus far ...
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May 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
FC Cincinnati looks to put away a struggling DC United, while DC looks to end their winless streak in the Queen City. @jonboogy.bsky.social has the match preview⬇️
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In March FC Cincinnati and Atlanta United split the points, this time the clubs will be playing for all three. Get ready for FCC's tomorrow's away trip to the 'Peach State' with Jonathan Foster's preview.
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Preview: FC Cincinnati @ Atlanta United - Cincinnati Soccer Talk
When Atlanta and FC Cincinnati met in week five, both teams were figuring out how their big off-season transfers were bedding into the team. Since that 2-2 draw, the two teams have been on a very diff...
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May 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In March FC Cincinnati and Atlanta United split the points, this time the clubs will be playing for all three. Get ready for FCC's tomorrow's away trip to the 'Peach State' with Jonathan Foster's preview.
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An incredibly sad day in internet history.
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
An incredibly sad day in internet history.
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Just so we're clear, they're sending innocent people to die in a hellish pit in El Salvador and defying SCOTUS orders to bring them back and have plenty of time to pitch and develop a Hunger Games for Migrants
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just so we're clear, they're sending innocent people to die in a hellish pit in El Salvador and defying SCOTUS orders to bring them back and have plenty of time to pitch and develop a Hunger Games for Migrants
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Here at the Geodis Park parking lot, where a cat rode to the match from Franklin in someone’s engine block and doesn’t want to come out.
May 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM