Jonah The Prophet
@jonahtheprophet.bsky.social
Sea monsters find me unpalatable. Some people too, but it's usually mutual.
Here to share dumb takes, read the news, and learn new stuff.
Computer Engineer, Scrum Master, DevOps absolutist, art and culture addict.
Here to share dumb takes, read the news, and learn new stuff.
Computer Engineer, Scrum Master, DevOps absolutist, art and culture addict.
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Take a look at how the conservative readers have been commenting the WSJ articles in the last few weeks and you'll clearly see how this is just an attempt to avoid (or postpone) panic
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
White House ramps up economic sales pitch
Vice President JD Vance is appearing in Pennsylvania Tuesday to talk up the administration’s economic policies.
www.semafor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Take a look at how the conservative readers have been commenting the WSJ articles in the last few weeks and you'll clearly see how this is just an attempt to avoid (or postpone) panic
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
www.semafor.com/article/12/1...
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
@ilpost.it congratulazioni per l'acquisizione! Entrare a far parte del gruppo @skytg24.bsky.social è un grande risultato!
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
@ilpost.it congratulazioni per l'acquisizione! Entrare a far parte del gruppo @skytg24.bsky.social è un grande risultato!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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At least one insurrectionist goes to jail
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
Bolsonaro to Start Serving 27-Year Sentence Over Coup Plot
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At least one insurrectionist goes to jail
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...
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Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
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Donald has stopped you all talking about the Epstein files for a while.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Donald has stopped you all talking about the Epstein files for a while.
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The "art of the deal" is to just give me everything I want and assume it means I won't come back for more.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The "art of the deal" is to just give me everything I want and assume it means I won't come back for more.
Good thing about Ross is that I don't even have to bother reading the article to be 100% sure he's asking the wrongest possibile question anybody could ever ask on the subject
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Good thing about Ross is that I don't even have to bother reading the article to be 100% sure he's asking the wrongest possibile question anybody could ever ask on the subject
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
NGL @nytimes.com. At first, I read "boners"
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
NGL @nytimes.com. At first, I read "boners"
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I wonder what level of douchery one must have achieved for George W. Bush to go out on a limb like this
www.semafor.com/article/11/0...
www.semafor.com/article/11/0...
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I wonder what level of douchery one must have achieved for George W. Bush to go out on a limb like this
www.semafor.com/article/11/0...
www.semafor.com/article/11/0...
@coffeezilla.bsky.social Hey Coffee, I know this place is still pretty niche but it really takes a couple of seconds to paste a link here when you post a new video. Costs nothing, means a lot. Think about it. Thanks
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@coffeezilla.bsky.social Hey Coffee, I know this place is still pretty niche but it really takes a couple of seconds to paste a link here when you post a new video. Costs nothing, means a lot. Think about it. Thanks
Why does this sound like reporting from an underdeveloped African nation?
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
Food Banks Brace for Overwhelming Demand as SNAP Cutoff Looms
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why does this sound like reporting from an underdeveloped African nation?
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
Americans failing to grasp the concept that outside US when a president commits a crime he goes to jail instead of being re-elected
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
With Sarkozy in Prison, France Asks: Has the Judiciary Gone Too Far?
The country’s fiercely independent court system has delivered rulings against both a former president and a far-right leader this year.
www.wsj.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Americans failing to grasp the concept that outside US when a president commits a crime he goes to jail instead of being re-elected
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
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Stunning Photography Series from San Francisco’s Steep Hills Captured by Yik Keat
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Stunning Photography Series from San Francisco’s Steep Hills Captured by Yik Keat
"The [East Wing] building served as office space for the first lady and her staff"
How to be a cunt to both your Nation and your wife in one shot
How to be a cunt to both your Nation and your wife in one shot
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"The [East Wing] building served as office space for the first lady and her staff"
How to be a cunt to both your Nation and your wife in one shot
How to be a cunt to both your Nation and your wife in one shot
There's no better way to get a sense of the gap between @nytimes.com and its reader base than scrolling through the comments of the umpteenth disgraceful op-ed
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/o...
Opinion | Why Mamdani Frightens Jews Like Me
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's no better way to get a sense of the gap between @nytimes.com and its reader base than scrolling through the comments of the umpteenth disgraceful op-ed
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/o...