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Jonah The Prophet
@jonahtheprophet.bsky.social
Sea monsters find me unpalatable. Some people too, but it's usually mutual.

Here to share dumb takes, read the news, and learn new stuff.

Computer Engineer, Scrum Master, DevOps absolutist, art and culture addict.
Can't wait for the Menswear Guy commentary
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I visited the US many times and I miss almost everything of that place but there's no way I set foot in that Petri dish for fascism 2.0 again before they get their shit together
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Right
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed Sicily. Next time try Milano. Not much warmer than London, and more rainy. Still, no pub owner went broke. Smokers just walk out a minute to puff, instead of forcing strangers to share their bad habits. They smoke less, the other people are not bothered. Win-win.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In Italy the smoking ban has been introduced 23 years ago, not a single pub or restaurant ever closed down bc of that, and everyone can enjoy a pint without stinking like an ashtray. Enjoy your non-pub.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Since I assume this doesn't happen very often, revealing all these details probably means that someone will knock at the OP's door very soon. Police or mobsters, whoever reads this fess first.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You want to touch grass roots
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Indeed. That shit's over, kids. Go find a real job.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"One star, don't recommend"
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You'll be thrilled when you discover who's next then
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
To me, turkey does taste like cardboard but now for some reason I'm craving to swallow one whole. Also, this guy's sooo weird.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Captain Acab is my favorite character in Moby Dihk
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wait, are you telling me that all those inch-perfect electronic 3D diagrams in heist movies are fake?
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So underrated
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The main reason I follow this account is to get constantly reminded of what a terrible idea it is to get married and never do that mistake
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM