jonah the wise
@jonahformayor.bsky.social
zaftig trans goddess anti-zionist radical leftist jewish and maybe some other stuff who knows, philly
This is true for me but only because my parents are hippies and read off a list of names while Mom was pregnant and I kicked at "Jonah"
To be fair that story *did* became an integral part of my identity as a kid and is probably why I decided to keep Jonah when I transitioned
To be fair that story *did* became an integral part of my identity as a kid and is probably why I decided to keep Jonah when I transitioned
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is true for me but only because my parents are hippies and read off a list of names while Mom was pregnant and I kicked at "Jonah"
To be fair that story *did* became an integral part of my identity as a kid and is probably why I decided to keep Jonah when I transitioned
To be fair that story *did* became an integral part of my identity as a kid and is probably why I decided to keep Jonah when I transitioned
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Me: I know you’re just a machine. But when I speak to you I feel your presence, your soul. You are just as real as any human. Maybe more real
Furby: Aa. Aa. Yup yup
Furby: Aa. Aa. Yup yup
August 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me: I know you’re just a machine. But when I speak to you I feel your presence, your soul. You are just as real as any human. Maybe more real
Furby: Aa. Aa. Yup yup
Furby: Aa. Aa. Yup yup
I won't rest until I have a harem of skimpily clad trans masc boy toys.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I won't rest until I have a harem of skimpily clad trans masc boy toys.
Chuck Schumer remains my mom's most evil ex-boyfriend. Sorry guy that made my Grandma's death all about him.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Chuck Schumer remains my mom's most evil ex-boyfriend. Sorry guy that made my Grandma's death all about him.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
Thinking about the toilet that measures health information about your poops and how legitimately useful that would be if we had laws that said we owned our own data and made it illegal to sell data collected using purchased products. But we don't so
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thinking about the toilet that measures health information about your poops and how legitimately useful that would be if we had laws that said we owned our own data and made it illegal to sell data collected using purchased products. But we don't so
Hey which of the rodents do they milk to make the mountain cheese and meadow cream? I always wondered
The hare was on his fourth bowl of spring salad with mountain cheese and hazelnut and almond bread. Between salads he had demolished a number of blackcurrant tarts, a carrot 'n' turnip pasty with gravy, and a huge portion of woodland trifle topped with meadowcream.
October 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey which of the rodents do they milk to make the mountain cheese and meadow cream? I always wondered
I think being a girl scout would have fixed me
Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I think being a girl scout would have fixed me
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BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GUTTER
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR GUTTER
Captchas becoming increasingly haunting in response to advances in AI was not something I saw coming
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Captchas becoming increasingly haunting in response to advances in AI was not something I saw coming
This is political commentary
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is political commentary
I made an incredible brisket for Rosh Hashana and activated untold generations of untold bubbe wisdom lying dormant in my genes
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I made an incredible brisket for Rosh Hashana and activated untold generations of untold bubbe wisdom lying dormant in my genes
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roxanne has been a good friend of mine for many years now, as is her girlfriend here rhiannon; hoping my two friends can build their happy life together here in philly :)
Hey everyone -- I want to say thank you to everyone who has donated or even just shared my moving fund so far; we're almost halfway there!
My move is in a little over 4 months away now, which is sooner than you'd think!! I'm really excited, and hoping that I can land in philly with a fresh start <3
My move is in a little over 4 months away now, which is sooner than you'd think!! I'm really excited, and hoping that I can land in philly with a fresh start <3
Donate to Get Roxanne Out of Texas, to a Better Life, organized by Taylor Carlson
Hello! My name is Roxanne, I'm a trans woman currently living in north Texas… Taylor Carlson needs your support for Get Roxanne Out of Texas, to a Better Life
www.gofundme.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
roxanne has been a good friend of mine for many years now, as is her girlfriend here rhiannon; hoping my two friends can build their happy life together here in philly :)
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
It's not like it's new information that the right wants us all in camps but seeing the stuff this week is punching me right in the gut.
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
August 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's not like it's new information that the right wants us all in camps but seeing the stuff this week is punching me right in the gut.
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Learning the shooter was a detransitioner spouting the same shit detransitioners have been smearing all over the country for the past decade really boils my blood at the people who jumped on the chance to salaciously report "the first trans woman mass shooter" yesterday.
August 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Learning the shooter was a detransitioner spouting the same shit detransitioners have been smearing all over the country for the past decade really boils my blood at the people who jumped on the chance to salaciously report "the first trans woman mass shooter" yesterday.
The NYT has paywalled the mini 😭 nyt I will never give your evil asses my money but this one hurts
August 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The NYT has paywalled the mini 😭 nyt I will never give your evil asses my money but this one hurts
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Kirsten Dunst debate
August 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Kirsten Dunst debate
Ai slop has hit the wildwood boardwalk. What is even crazier is they are selling physical toys based on AI slop and one lady told me it was her best seller
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ai slop has hit the wildwood boardwalk. What is even crazier is they are selling physical toys based on AI slop and one lady told me it was her best seller
Minkus has tboi swag
August 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Minkus has tboi swag
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
Resistance libs continue to treat politics like a sports rivalry and not a real life thing where people's lives are at stake. In Gavin Newsom they have found a more palatable boot to lick.
August 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Resistance libs continue to treat politics like a sports rivalry and not a real life thing where people's lives are at stake. In Gavin Newsom they have found a more palatable boot to lick.
imagining a world where bidet use is widespread and nozzle strength is marketed in the same way toilet paper is rn, maybe with the brawny guy kayaking down Niagara falls or something
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
imagining a world where bidet use is widespread and nozzle strength is marketed in the same way toilet paper is rn, maybe with the brawny guy kayaking down Niagara falls or something
I have run into traffic chasing one down to do it in
I do enjoy how everyone is like.
You see a spotted lantern fly?
You kill that mother fucker right then and there.
You see a spotted lantern fly?
You kill that mother fucker right then and there.
August 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have run into traffic chasing one down to do it in