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jonah the wise
@jonahformayor.bsky.social
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zaftig trans goddess anti-zionist radical leftist jewish and maybe some other stuff who knows, philly
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Captchas becoming increasingly haunting in response to advances in AI was not something I saw coming
A captcha asking me to click on things that can be turned on and off. Over an abstract background there are three images of CRT tvs in the woods, one image of a white table, one image of a breakfast spread and one image of a cup of tea
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Ai slop has hit the wildwood boardwalk. What is even crazier is they are selling physical toys based on AI slop and one lady told me it was her best seller
A photo of a tshirt seen for sale on the NJ boardwalk. It depicts a character named "Cappuccina Ballerina" she has a cup of cappuccino for a head and a woman's body A photo of a real plushie based on the previously photographed t shirt character
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Minkus has tboi swag
Minkus from Boy Meets World
August 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It's Tim Heidecker's Gazpacho character with a speech bubble so it looks like he is saying Gretchen's post
July 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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She's really underweight and a little stinky - we're gonna take her to the vet soon. Trying to convince my Mom to adopt her, wish us luck!
This sweet cat is nestled in the crook of Finn's legs and Finn is looking lovingly down at her
July 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The universal cat distribution system delivered** a very sweet cat to my doorstep today.

**assholes drove by & basically threw it out of their car before speeding off
A happy Jonah with a sweet tiny cat laying on her chest
July 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Mr. Business is not a patriot!
Mr. Business lounges in a sunbeam. He is a beautiful orange tabby cat
July 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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If you're giving your anthropomorphic brand mascot shoes, but no clothes, you're choosing to make them naked.
A bag of "Blue Eyed Fox" cherries with a sexy cartoon fox wearing a red riding hood good, and sexy red pumps but no other clothes.
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Made a strawberry rhubarb upsidedown cake for mother's day and I demand that you look at it
A slightly slumped but yummy looking strawberry rhubarb upsidedown cake
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Everyone look at the frog lamp I am making in my ceramics class
An unfinished frog lamp with glowing eyes and mouth
May 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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At the farmer's market today my boyfriend and I found a sweet potato so large that the other sweet potatoes worshipped it as a God
Photo of my hot boyfriend holding up a sweet potato that is as big as their head. 3.5 pounds when we rung it up
May 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Celebrity sighting at the co-working space
A beautiful orange cat is sitting at a desk in profile
April 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This adaptation could save us
The cover of "You, Me and Ulysses S. Grant" a farcical biography by Brad Neely
April 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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judge me based on my commanders :)
Roxanne, Starfall Savant Grimgrin, Corpse-Born Tom Bombadil Tatsunari, Toad Rider
April 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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My face when I don't see a Crabitalism poster offered
Close up screenshot of an upset crab
April 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Today I have been on HRT for four years and hell yes that is worth celebrating. Crazy how much my life is improved. If you're thinking about starting, don't wait
A picture of me in a navy tank top and pastel floral short shorts. A little tummy is showing and I've got a big happy grin on my face. Behind me are the mountains of Panama.
March 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Cis people who want to be allies take note:
Text screenshot that reads "Hey. I love you. Im going to the gym now and when im a little more fit im gunna learn to fight so i can punch nazis better. "
January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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AI spam bots are using my full name (redacted here) to send me extremely menacing phishing emails. They're all from Kimberly but the email address is different every time.
An extremely threatening spam email from Kimberly. The subject line is Jonah! And the body text reads: Jonah, is it us?
January 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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checking back in on my 2024 predictions and I'm 10/19 which is just enough to definitively prove my oracular status
screen shot of a note reading: 2024 predictions Out - feet (toes specifically) - heliocentrism - rizz - using the word "partner" to describe a relationship that doesn't involve pulling off heists - singular pronouns (he, she, & sometimes they) - e-cards - Bradley Cooper - divination using tarot, palms or astrology - momfluencers In - hands (palms specifically) - moon worship - jazz (as a genre of music and as a descriptor) - collective pronouns (we, us) - Arrested Development seasons 1-3 - using COVID 19 as a strategic weapon in the fight against genocide/colonialism/capitalism - "straight" t4t - public baths - divination using entrails or the I Ching - tiktok seniors
December 26, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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T4t love for the timeline 🥰
The cutest t4t couple posing together in a bookstore. Finn, left, is wearing black jeans, a patterned sweater and a pink hat. They are just so cute. Jonah, right, is wearing a burgundy corduroy jumpsuit with a blue and black keffiyeh around her neck. She is beaming.
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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We were both out of town for awhile so Biz has to get an extra long session of vibrating with pleasure on my boyfriend
My Business the huge orange tabby is purring on my boyfriend very loudly A selfie with a me in the corner (brown hair, big smile, and Finn is almost completely submerged in Mr Business, with only their eyes showing over the top of his head
December 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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My lock screen is a photo of my two boys 🥰
A screenshot of my lock screen featuring my boyfriend cuddling my cat.
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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get to know me :)
a pixelated image of text that reads "GET TO KNOW MY NOISES. for every like, I will post one noise I love" then a heart emoji
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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If Finn is over, Mr. Business will be lying on him and purring so loudly that the room shakes #catsofbluesky
Mr Business, a large orange tabby is lying on my hot boyfriend Finn. The angle makes it look like the cat is bigger than them.
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Dreaming of evil #cat
An orange cat is lying belly up on a blue blanket. His paws are in the air and his paws are held to the side. His expression is menacing and his eyes are mostly closed but when is slightly open. He's sleeping... Or is he?
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM