Joseph
@jojosdojo.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, creative.
Www.Josephivortucker.com
Currently writing a drama about the Labour Party.
Flogs pomegranate trees too.
Oh god and I’m a wedding DJ ffs
Also @Jojosdojo over on Twotter.
Www.Josephivortucker.com
Currently writing a drama about the Labour Party.
Flogs pomegranate trees too.
Oh god and I’m a wedding DJ ffs
Also @Jojosdojo over on Twotter.
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FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
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I'd add that the BBC fails to note the most important factual point -which is that the vast majority of these kids are here because their parents moved here entirely legally, mostly or work.
This article is like a case study in the media normalisation of the far right.
The bulk of the article analyses stats to ask whether Fash Farage is technically correct, when the real issue is his repulsive racism.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The bulk of the article analyses stats to ask whether Fash Farage is technically correct, when the real issue is his repulsive racism.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Farage branded racist over campaign video remark about Glasgow pupils
The Reform UK leader said the proportion of children who do not have English as a first language in Glasgow was
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'd add that the BBC fails to note the most important factual point -which is that the vast majority of these kids are here because their parents moved here entirely legally, mostly or work.
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The British army wanted an armoured monster truck with a gun on it. £6 billion and 31 hospitalised soldiers later, they got one of the biggest procurement fuckups of all time defence-blog.com/insider-says...
Insider says only hull redesign can save British Ajax
The British Army’s troubled Ajax armoured fighting vehicle has returned to the centre of national criticism in recent days, after new noise-related injuries forced the suspension of training and sent ...
defence-blog.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The British army wanted an armoured monster truck with a gun on it. £6 billion and 31 hospitalised soldiers later, they got one of the biggest procurement fuckups of all time defence-blog.com/insider-says...
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These 4 bits of dialogue, one comic monologue, one serious monologue, and two back and forths, all on the same subject - mortality - immaculate writing
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
These 4 bits of dialogue, one comic monologue, one serious monologue, and two back and forths, all on the same subject - mortality - immaculate writing
Bluesky estimates my age and I don’t even get the results?!??
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Bluesky estimates my age and I don’t even get the results?!??
The police are a corrupt bunch of wankers spunking taxpayer £££ on the whims of the powerful. Starmer is our generations Nixon, universally despised and morally bankrupt.
After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts
We will continue to fight.
We will continue to win.
![Email from Avon and Somerset Police to Kneecap legal team: "I am Senior Investigating Officer for Avon and Somerset Police's investigation into Kneecap's performance at the Glastonbury Festival on 28th June 2025. Following a review of the evidence, I have determined there will be no further action.
I would be grateful if you could communicate this to your clients, and/or advise me of an alternative way if contacting them.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Regards,
Detective Superintendent [Name redacted]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gksmwsy2s4gke7dr3msuyytq/bafkreibktbk4klg2aecbjn4yike7cpu27op56pvpkiwvic23ebu2hjq2xi@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The police are a corrupt bunch of wankers spunking taxpayer £££ on the whims of the powerful. Starmer is our generations Nixon, universally despised and morally bankrupt.
People pessimistic about AI have clearly never used it to help them conceive.
June 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
People pessimistic about AI have clearly never used it to help them conceive.
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Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten is probably the single most joyous song I play at weddings. It just never fails to get everyone’s arms up, crying and jumping with joy.
Absolute privilege to play that every week for people.
youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI?...
Absolute privilege to play that every week for people.
youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI?...
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (Official Video) (as featured in Anyone But You)
YouTube video by NBedingfieldVEVO
youtu.be
May 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten is probably the single most joyous song I play at weddings. It just never fails to get everyone’s arms up, crying and jumping with joy.
Absolute privilege to play that every week for people.
youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI?...
Absolute privilege to play that every week for people.
youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI?...
Best Xmas movie of all time?
May 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Best Xmas movie of all time?
Need this print in my life.
May 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Need this print in my life.
This week I had some highfalutin plans to whizz into London & interview @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social (& friends) for the coming “A Very British Sabotage” drama I’m making with Chatterbox Audio…
May 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This week I had some highfalutin plans to whizz into London & interview @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social (& friends) for the coming “A Very British Sabotage” drama I’m making with Chatterbox Audio…
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A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
April 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.
Those winning the class war do not care if you believe it’s happening.
April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Those winning the class war do not care if you believe it’s happening.
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The correct response to rfk saying he wants to exterminate autistic people is to loudly tell him "die, motherfucker" instead of trying to explain that human lives have value.
April 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The correct response to rfk saying he wants to exterminate autistic people is to loudly tell him "die, motherfucker" instead of trying to explain that human lives have value.
Working on names for a new audio drama production company I’m launching this summer.
Current leaders:
- Marximum Volume
- Trotspot Audio
- High Fidelity Broadcastro
- Comradio
Current leaders:
- Marximum Volume
- Trotspot Audio
- High Fidelity Broadcastro
- Comradio
April 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Working on names for a new audio drama production company I’m launching this summer.
Current leaders:
- Marximum Volume
- Trotspot Audio
- High Fidelity Broadcastro
- Comradio
Current leaders:
- Marximum Volume
- Trotspot Audio
- High Fidelity Broadcastro
- Comradio
Thanks to the 601 of you who’ve chosen not only to ‘follow’ me but also engage politely and with moderate whimsy. Appreesh.
April 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thanks to the 601 of you who’ve chosen not only to ‘follow’ me but also engage politely and with moderate whimsy. Appreesh.
I was producing an audiobook today and my actor had to switch between characters with two variants of a Welsh accent, a Brummie and then finally an Aussie comes into the story. Very tricky stuff.
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I was producing an audiobook today and my actor had to switch between characters with two variants of a Welsh accent, a Brummie and then finally an Aussie comes into the story. Very tricky stuff.
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Top trolling
April 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Top trolling
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If the UK doesn’t riot at £9.99 for a bottle of fucking Jam Shed then when will it?
March 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If the UK doesn’t riot at £9.99 for a bottle of fucking Jam Shed then when will it?
Mrs Joseph is far funnier than I. I suggested getting down on on her Cheddar Gorge.
To which she replied:
‘Me? You’re the cheesy one. Cheddar Engorged’
Pure lollidays round here.
To which she replied:
‘Me? You’re the cheesy one. Cheddar Engorged’
Pure lollidays round here.
March 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mrs Joseph is far funnier than I. I suggested getting down on on her Cheddar Gorge.
To which she replied:
‘Me? You’re the cheesy one. Cheddar Engorged’
Pure lollidays round here.
To which she replied:
‘Me? You’re the cheesy one. Cheddar Engorged’
Pure lollidays round here.