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Joseph
@jojosdojo.bsky.social
Screenwriter, novelist, creative.

Www.Josephivortucker.com

Currently writing a drama about the Labour Party.

Flogs pomegranate trees too.

Oh god and I’m a wedding DJ ffs

Also @Jojosdojo over on Twotter.
People pessimistic about AI have clearly never used it to help them conceive.
June 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bathroom floor vibes.
June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Best Xmas movie of all time?
May 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Need this print in my life.
May 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Instead, I spent yesterday waiting for my car to be towed to a garage & today cleaning my kids sick out of the sofa. 😭🤮🚗🔧

Onward comrades!
May 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Those winning the class war do not care if you believe it’s happening.
April 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thanks to the 601 of you who’ve chosen not only to ‘follow’ me but also engage politely and with moderate whimsy. Appreesh.
April 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Cider’s back.
April 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Finally Trump reveals how he will kick start the economy. A whole new workforce being enabled and liberated!
March 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just. Perfect.
March 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
An AI analysed the leaked GLU Labour Report and produced a podcast. Here's what it's got to say about Iain McNicol...

t.co/QAzSfAiGSX
March 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am raising £ to cover my Glastonbury ticket with a SALE on these 3 yr old pomegranate Fruit Trees. They usually sell for £36 (+£5.50 p&p). This month I’m selling them to here for £25+£4. (DM + paypal) Please share for visibility Merci boucoup
March 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tonight, for my sins, I am DJing a half hour garage set at a wedding. #Sambuca #Sorry #Doyoureallylikeit
March 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The pretence here being that this project wasn’t dogshit and deceit from inception with the sole unadulterated purpose of accumulating power for it’s own sake.
March 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Down for this.
March 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Most of those bookmarks are #HIGNFY staff writers.
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The actual deal with the JFK files.
March 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Need this tattooed on my eyeballs.
March 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
March 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bombshell time.

Turns out we’re all psychic.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...
March 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
March 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
excellent
March 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Chef’s Kiss
March 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Breaking: A massive cyber attack has been launched against twitter. Anonymous claim responsibility.
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Don’t buy fash.
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM