johann sebastian bratwurst
@johannbratwurst.bsky.social
flavorful meat. i eat ass & smoke menthols
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oh are we talking about LLMs today?
fascists love the "ai" and run it at a huge loss in part so they can claim any evidence of their crimes is a deepfake and any deepfake they make make about their victims is evidence of their crimes
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
oh are we talking about LLMs today?
strong contender for most satisfying catharsis event: when the Democratic Party finally dies, is buried, never to rise or return.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
strong contender for most satisfying catharsis event: when the Democratic Party finally dies, is buried, never to rise or return.
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I can’t describe it but “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” is the worst fucking slogan I’ve ever seen by far. You can’t even riff on it. There are zero angles
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can’t describe it but “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” is the worst fucking slogan I’ve ever seen by far. You can’t even riff on it. There are zero angles
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
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Democrats talk about livelihoods like a 4th round wide receiver prospect
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Democrats talk about livelihoods like a 4th round wide receiver prospect
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Kiss of death
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kiss of death
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this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this is quite the detail
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
it is fucking absurd how difficult it is to do a watch party style movie experience on a smart TV (for Android shit specifically)
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it is fucking absurd how difficult it is to do a watch party style movie experience on a smart TV (for Android shit specifically)
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Mac and cheese looks like when SpongeBob gets dehydrated
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mac and cheese looks like when SpongeBob gets dehydrated
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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WEARECHAAAARLIEKIIIIIIRK
WECAAAARRYTHEFLAAAAME
WECAAAARRYTHEFLAAAAME
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
WEARECHAAAARLIEKIIIIIIRK
WECAAAARRYTHEFLAAAAME
WECAAAARRYTHEFLAAAAME
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RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
RFK Jr: The cure for sodomy is quite simple: exercise and organic foods. Our conversion camps have a 100% success rate.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
Hakeem Jeffries: More lies from the ruckus boys. You had to cook the books to get that number.
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I wish I cared about Stranger Things
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I wish I cared about Stranger Things
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
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felch
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
felch
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Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
I'm not going to post that Gram Linner should kill him self because that would violate bluesky moderation policy 👍
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm not going to post that Gram Linner should kill him self because that would violate bluesky moderation policy 👍
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weirdly did not hear back on this
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
weirdly did not hear back on this
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BREAKING: 70% - 90% of Americans are below the Real Poverty Line!
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BREAKING: 70% - 90% of Americans are below the Real Poverty Line!