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I just wish weird psychosexual obsessions functioned the way they used to. 19th century weirdos aiming to end masturbation made us both a breakfast cereal and a tasty cracker. That NEVER happens today. Nobody tries to criminalize IUDs and accidentally invents a new kind of Milano.
August 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just wish weird psychosexual obsessions functioned the way they used to. 19th century weirdos aiming to end masturbation made us both a breakfast cereal and a tasty cracker. That NEVER happens today. Nobody tries to criminalize IUDs and accidentally invents a new kind of Milano.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
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August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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August 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No you can’t borrow my vinyl copy of Idi Amin speeches.
August 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No you can’t borrow my vinyl copy of Idi Amin speeches.
The peanut butter’s at the acceptance stage of the break up.
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The peanut butter’s at the acceptance stage of the break up.
The boy’s new business idea - calpol, but without the paracetamol. Just so its an option for dessert, mid-afternoon snack etc.
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The boy’s new business idea - calpol, but without the paracetamol. Just so its an option for dessert, mid-afternoon snack etc.
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Melania and Grimes tonight.
a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
Alt: a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
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June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Melania and Grimes tonight.
I’ll just leave this here
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ll just leave this here
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Bruce Springsteen just opened his European tour in Manchester with a powerful message about how things are going back home 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bruce Springsteen just opened his European tour in Manchester with a powerful message about how things are going back home 🔥
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So pleased we’ve identified foreign carehome workers who do the toughest jobs for fuck all money as the big problem with the country. Was worried it might be someone else.
May 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So pleased we’ve identified foreign carehome workers who do the toughest jobs for fuck all money as the big problem with the country. Was worried it might be someone else.
I’ve heard he’s turning Four Seasons Total Landscaping into a prison.
May 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve heard he’s turning Four Seasons Total Landscaping into a prison.
Fat, bald middle aged men shouting ‘PRESSURE!!’ from the side of the pitch at a kids football match. Grim.
May 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fat, bald middle aged men shouting ‘PRESSURE!!’ from the side of the pitch at a kids football match. Grim.
“Whatever you find weird about a new medium will become its signature. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it.” Brian Eno
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Whatever you find weird about a new medium will become its signature. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it.” Brian Eno
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Tomorrow’s World really did not prepare me for how massively shit living in the future is
April 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tomorrow’s World really did not prepare me for how massively shit living in the future is
Me defending the decision to buy yet another guitar
Sen. Ossoff on the Signal group chat: "Director Ratcliffe, this was a huge mistake, correct?"
Ratcliffe: "No."
Ratcliffe: "No."
March 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Me defending the decision to buy yet another guitar
youtu.be/8Fj9O77jMKs?... This never gets old
Terry Wogan's Secret Pirate Radio slot - Drum n Bass 03/03/2012
YouTube video by tiredrich
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March 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
youtu.be/8Fj9O77jMKs?... This never gets old
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[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
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The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of air traffic controllers
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of air traffic controllers
It’s a Keith Jarrett kind of day
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 PM
It’s a Keith Jarrett kind of day
Deconstructed sax
November 14, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Deconstructed sax
Took my camera for a twilight walk through Southern Cemetery
November 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Took my camera for a twilight walk through Southern Cemetery
Christmas music for people who hate Christmas music open.spotify.com/track/4zMP6a...
December 14, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Christmas music for people who hate Christmas music open.spotify.com/track/4zMP6a...