Joel Decker
@joeldavidd.bsky.social
Comedian - Writer - Actor
Liberal AF
Be kind.
Liberal AF
Be kind.
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Maybe the main thing that gets me; trans people are such a tiny minority that if the 1st through say, 15th things you think/say/(God forbid post) about them aren’t variations on “How can I help them out?” you are genuinely going out of your way to be weird and mean.
Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.
I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Maybe the main thing that gets me; trans people are such a tiny minority that if the 1st through say, 15th things you think/say/(God forbid post) about them aren’t variations on “How can I help them out?” you are genuinely going out of your way to be weird and mean.
He is the worst and dumbest person I’m aware exists on the entire planet.
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He is the worst and dumbest person I’m aware exists on the entire planet.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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“I hope they don’t call me soon! I’m watching Ice Road Truckers!” - Old lady at the doctor’s office who is currently watching “Ice Road Truckers”.
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“I hope they don’t call me soon! I’m watching Ice Road Truckers!” - Old lady at the doctor’s office who is currently watching “Ice Road Truckers”.
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Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dear male White House reporters,
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.
Regards,
God
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Remember how they said the upcoming war in Venezuela was about drugs, and then they seized an oil tanker?
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember how they said the upcoming war in Venezuela was about drugs, and then they seized an oil tanker?
Just the most racist and petty motherfucker on Earth.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just the most racist and petty motherfucker on Earth.
Same vibes, only one of them can be redeemed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Same vibes, only one of them can be redeemed.
Or maybe stop bombing poor people and spend money on giving everyone healthcare? Maybe? Maybe do that?
Hawley is pitching his colleagues — and Trump — on a new health care plan that would allow all tax payers to deduct up to $25K/person in medical expenses.
Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
Hawley pitches new health care tax plan
The Missouri Republican is proposing making it easier for more tax payers to deduct medical expenses — and has pitched Donald Trump on the idea.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Or maybe stop bombing poor people and spend money on giving everyone healthcare? Maybe? Maybe do that?
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This. Is. Incredible.
Summary of Governor Gavin C. Newsom’s Advanced Imaging Results
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This. Is. Incredible.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Welcome aboard tiny robot let’s do this
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Welcome aboard tiny robot let’s do this
What a fantastic way to kick off Thanksgiving!
The man charged with killing three people at a Colorado Planned Parenthood clinic in 2015 because it offered abortion services has died in federal custody.
Man charged in Colorado Planned Parenthood shooting dies in federal custody
The man charged with killing three people at a Colorado Planned Parenthood clinic in 2015 because it offered abortion services has died in federal custody.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What a fantastic way to kick off Thanksgiving!
What kind of hellish rolling conundrum is this absurdity?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What kind of hellish rolling conundrum is this absurdity?
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
He’s a good man.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He’s a good man.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Guess that snowplow didn’t smash the perv out of him.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guess that snowplow didn’t smash the perv out of him.
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The same people screaming about Mamdani ushering in Sharia Law think there should be the Ten Commandments in every school and daily prayer in classrooms.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The same people screaming about Mamdani ushering in Sharia Law think there should be the Ten Commandments in every school and daily prayer in classrooms.
“Fuck you, poors!” - This administration, constantly.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“Fuck you, poors!” - This administration, constantly.
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Ahem.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ahem.
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The difference between us and them
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The difference between us and them