Joel Decker
@joeldavidd.bsky.social
Comedian - Writer - Actor
Liberal AF
Be kind.
Liberal AF
Be kind.
Same vibes, only one of them can be redeemed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Same vibes, only one of them can be redeemed.
What kind of hellish rolling conundrum is this absurdity?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What kind of hellish rolling conundrum is this absurdity?
Guess that snowplow didn’t smash the perv out of him.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guess that snowplow didn’t smash the perv out of him.
“Fuck you, poors!” - This administration, constantly.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“Fuck you, poors!” - This administration, constantly.
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat." - Jesus.
“Fuck you, poors!”- Republicans
“Fuck you, poors!”- Republicans
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat." - Jesus.
“Fuck you, poors!”- Republicans
“Fuck you, poors!”- Republicans
I blame these ghouls for this horseshit.
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I blame these ghouls for this horseshit.
Got a cpap machine on account of my stupid left ventricle. I feel real cool. So cool. Just the coolest.
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Got a cpap machine on account of my stupid left ventricle. I feel real cool. So cool. Just the coolest.
The pope lives in a shack and adorns himself in the clothes of a working man. Right? What? He has his own lil country and wears fancy robes?!
The wealthy suck and should obviously contribute more, but hearing that from him? Sure, my guy. Popey travels in an actual bubble car.
C’mon.
The wealthy suck and should obviously contribute more, but hearing that from him? Sure, my guy. Popey travels in an actual bubble car.
C’mon.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The pope lives in a shack and adorns himself in the clothes of a working man. Right? What? He has his own lil country and wears fancy robes?!
The wealthy suck and should obviously contribute more, but hearing that from him? Sure, my guy. Popey travels in an actual bubble car.
C’mon.
The wealthy suck and should obviously contribute more, but hearing that from him? Sure, my guy. Popey travels in an actual bubble car.
C’mon.
I’m beginning to think this strip mall dentist may not be qualified.
October 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m beginning to think this strip mall dentist may not be qualified.
Says a lot about the state of things to seek respite I’m gonna delve into an eight hour series about Ed Gein. Just a little light hearted escapism about a fella who upholstered with flesh. Should be a nice little distraction from the horrors of America. 🇺🇸
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Says a lot about the state of things to seek respite I’m gonna delve into an eight hour series about Ed Gein. Just a little light hearted escapism about a fella who upholstered with flesh. Should be a nice little distraction from the horrors of America. 🇺🇸
If you do this on this show, you are human garbage.
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you do this on this show, you are human garbage.
At first I thought it was maybe an archaeologist who was passionate about carbon dating then I realized it was a thirty year old truck with a MAGA sticker and a horny old dude driving it. Tricked again!
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
At first I thought it was maybe an archaeologist who was passionate about carbon dating then I realized it was a thirty year old truck with a MAGA sticker and a horny old dude driving it. Tricked again!
The cross walk guy getting checked for a hernia or my face anytime I read the news? You make the call!
September 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The cross walk guy getting checked for a hernia or my face anytime I read the news? You make the call!
This is an improv scene from a sadly now defunct podcast I was on a couple years ago. I didn’t know at the time I was apparently playing our current “leader” but feels super appropriate to share at this time.
#GetTherapy
#GetTherapy
September 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is an improv scene from a sadly now defunct podcast I was on a couple years ago. I didn’t know at the time I was apparently playing our current “leader” but feels super appropriate to share at this time.
#GetTherapy
#GetTherapy
Ya had a good run, First Amendment!
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ya had a good run, First Amendment!
Hear me out. What if…and I know it’s crazy…we sent in the military to find this shooter on the run? They found Bin Laden. Surely they can track down some guy in Utah? I mean…we’re sending the military into cities that didn’t ask to “combat crime” so why not actually do that?
September 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hear me out. What if…and I know it’s crazy…we sent in the military to find this shooter on the run? They found Bin Laden. Surely they can track down some guy in Utah? I mean…we’re sending the military into cities that didn’t ask to “combat crime” so why not actually do that?
Dork WITCH? Nah. Dork WATCH? No. That’s silly. Dark Watch? Oh. It’s even sillier than I thought. Look at that cool group of Jan 6 wannabes. Man oh man. Neat. Cool. Got it. A nice and cool group of probably super educated and cool folks. 🇺🇸
August 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Dork WITCH? Nah. Dork WATCH? No. That’s silly. Dark Watch? Oh. It’s even sillier than I thought. Look at that cool group of Jan 6 wannabes. Man oh man. Neat. Cool. Got it. A nice and cool group of probably super educated and cool folks. 🇺🇸
S…e…n…d n…u…d…e…s.
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
S…e…n…d n…u…d…e…s.
He’s gonna really dislike hell. 🤷
August 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He’s gonna really dislike hell. 🤷
Only myself and one friend of mine truly appreciate how funny this is. Well, unless you’re a victim of religious abuse and an awful Christian upbringing. Either way, this is top shelf comedy goodness. #🇺🇸
July 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Only myself and one friend of mine truly appreciate how funny this is. Well, unless you’re a victim of religious abuse and an awful Christian upbringing. Either way, this is top shelf comedy goodness. #🇺🇸
Hell of a way to refer to “cold blooded murder” but here the fuck we are.
July 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hell of a way to refer to “cold blooded murder” but here the fuck we are.
