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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
CHICAGO—Stressing that the procedure offered affected individuals their best chance at recuperation, experts at Northwestern University’s medical school issued a recommendation Thursday that severely ...
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December 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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kristoncapps.bsky.social
[LATimes] ✨No bias detected theonion.com/u-s-out-of-m...
December 18, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
(Simpsons: Carl handing Homer a card that says "912") OH, AND DON'T BOTHER CALLING 911 ANYMORE. HERE'S THE REAL NUMBER.
December 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home
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December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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brokeymcpoverty.bsky.social
me looking for something to eat in the kitchen knowing good & well ima order some popeyes
jphillll.bsky.social Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · Dec 8
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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grilling.bsky.social
Unix is when your wife is a sock
swiftonsecurity.com SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · Dec 8
Unix is when your wife is a file
willrosecrans.com Will Rosecrans @willrosecrans.com · Dec 8
A Unix admin's idea of god was already just a file.
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is the ultimate “I apologize if you were offended” moment in world history
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Dec 7
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea’s president says he’s 'very sorry' for causing anxiety with martial law declaration.
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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osinttechnical.bsky.social
Looks like one of the South Korean soldiers who tried to storm the National Assembly building lost their $50,000 GPNVGs.
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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mtsw.bsky.social
lmao 'zoned for horsekeeping'

https://www.latimes.com/homeless-housing/story/2023-08-01/developer-akhilesh-jha-california-housing-apartments
screenshot from the linekd article stating the the lot being developed is supposed to have horse stables and is 'zoned for horsekeeping'
August 1, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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Nothing like guys who've been crying about one can of Bud Light for five months telling Black people they're being too sensitive about slavery.
July 23, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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ashtonpittman.bsky.social
Jason Aldean shot his "Try That In A Small Town" video at the site where a white lynch mob strung Henry Choate up at the Maury County Courthouse after dragging his body through the streets with a car in 1927.

That's where Aldean chose to sing about murdering people who don't respect police.
jason aldean stands in front of a courthouse singing an old news paper clipping shows a photo of the same courthouse with dozens of people on the steps below the text "scene of columbia lynching" Try That In A Small Town / Lyrics Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk Carjack an old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town Got a gun that my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town Full of good ol' boys, raised up right If you're looking for a fight Try that in a small town
July 18, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
friend: why are you crying?

me: I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing

grandma: *slinging a football at my head* just catch it, nerd
July 11, 2023 at 6:38 PM