John Schofield
@jmschof.bsky.social
Nerd, outdoorsman, father. http://schof.org for more.
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Aside:
As a kid, I would give people like Carville the old reverse "You are so well spoken." I'd drag the bit out for 10+ minutes.
👴🏻You are so well spoken!
👦🏿And *You* are so well spoken!
👴🏻Huh?
👦🏿Yes! Your speech! It's amazing! Each word, so clear! And your vocabulary is so good for a, umm for --
As a kid, I would give people like Carville the old reverse "You are so well spoken." I'd drag the bit out for 10+ minutes.
👴🏻You are so well spoken!
👦🏿And *You* are so well spoken!
👴🏻Huh?
👦🏿Yes! Your speech! It's amazing! Each word, so clear! And your vocabulary is so good for a, umm for --
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Aside:
As a kid, I would give people like Carville the old reverse "You are so well spoken." I'd drag the bit out for 10+ minutes.
👴🏻You are so well spoken!
👦🏿And *You* are so well spoken!
👴🏻Huh?
👦🏿Yes! Your speech! It's amazing! Each word, so clear! And your vocabulary is so good for a, umm for --
As a kid, I would give people like Carville the old reverse "You are so well spoken." I'd drag the bit out for 10+ minutes.
👴🏻You are so well spoken!
👦🏿And *You* are so well spoken!
👴🏻Huh?
👦🏿Yes! Your speech! It's amazing! Each word, so clear! And your vocabulary is so good for a, umm for --
I would not be in a room alone with this woman. Not because of weird “being alone with a woman” fears, but because she might kill me and eat my eyeballs.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I would not be in a room alone with this woman. Not because of weird “being alone with a woman” fears, but because she might kill me and eat my eyeballs.
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Why. Were. So. Many. Men. Regularly. Emailing. Jeff. Epstein. After. He. Was. A. Known. Pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Why. Were. So. Many. Men. Regularly. Emailing. Jeff. Epstein. After. He. Was. A. Known. Pedophile?
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France should have kept its language at home then.
The Ivory Coast is changing the way French is spoken and France is mad about it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
France should have kept its language at home then.
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Ethnic cleansing support is deplorable + misguided people.
Deplorable:
I know that these policies are part of an ethnic cleansing movement, and I am OK with that.
Misguided:
I am gullible, uncurious, and don't listen to or believe Black people, so I joined an ethnic cleansing movement by accident.
Deplorable:
I know that these policies are part of an ethnic cleansing movement, and I am OK with that.
Misguided:
I am gullible, uncurious, and don't listen to or believe Black people, so I joined an ethnic cleansing movement by accident.
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ethnic cleansing support is deplorable + misguided people.
Deplorable:
I know that these policies are part of an ethnic cleansing movement, and I am OK with that.
Misguided:
I am gullible, uncurious, and don't listen to or believe Black people, so I joined an ethnic cleansing movement by accident.
Deplorable:
I know that these policies are part of an ethnic cleansing movement, and I am OK with that.
Misguided:
I am gullible, uncurious, and don't listen to or believe Black people, so I joined an ethnic cleansing movement by accident.
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One way out of this might come wrapped in Reaganite branding. Somebody runs on "America Is Open for Business." They'll promise to end tariffs by fiat, reopen global trade, launch a ludicrously expensive marketing campaign to convince tourists they won't be kidnapped. 20% chance it's a Republican.
October 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One way out of this might come wrapped in Reaganite branding. Somebody runs on "America Is Open for Business." They'll promise to end tariffs by fiat, reopen global trade, launch a ludicrously expensive marketing campaign to convince tourists they won't be kidnapped. 20% chance it's a Republican.
Please let them not end up recommending leeches or some fucking horse pills
NEW: The U.S. has long lagged behind other wealthy countries in reducing its stillbirth rate.
Now a new five-year, $37 million NIH consortium will prioritize this public health issue. “There’s no question that the ProPublica reporting was intimately tied to this,” one expert said.
Now a new five-year, $37 million NIH consortium will prioritize this public health issue. “There’s no question that the ProPublica reporting was intimately tied to this,” one expert said.
NIH Launches New Multimillion-Dollar Initiative to Reduce U.S. Stillbirth Rate
Clinical teams across the country are forming a five-year, $37 million consortium to research stillbirth, a long-neglected public health concern. “There’s no question that the ProPublica reporting was...
www.propublica.org
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Please let them not end up recommending leeches or some fucking horse pills
This hits
September 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This hits
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This is such a comically garbage publication
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is such a comically garbage publication
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luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.
September 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Fundamental Interests Of United States Of America Would Be Irreparably Harmed If It Race-Based Harassment And Detention By Masked Thugs Were Even Temporarily Halted
September 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Fundamental Interests Of United States Of America Would Be Irreparably Harmed If It Race-Based Harassment And Detention By Masked Thugs Were Even Temporarily Halted
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Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
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need everyone to see this one-star review of a dog trainer
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
need everyone to see this one-star review of a dog trainer
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Tfw you joined the USAF because you played too much Ace Combat as a kid but instead of doing Death Star runs in your F-22, you’re the flight leader for “Operation: Epstein Defender.”
The guy that ordered 8 fighter jets to perform a low altitude fly-over in an effort to drown out Epstein survivors is the same guy who wants you to believe he's innocent.
September 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Tfw you joined the USAF because you played too much Ace Combat as a kid but instead of doing Death Star runs in your F-22, you’re the flight leader for “Operation: Epstein Defender.”
Back in my day, the government had a pretext when it murdered people.
@kenwhite.bsky.social generally speaking, is it a good idea to figure out your legal excuse for a completely unforced, premeditated homicide *after* said homicide?
Nine grafs deep into the article and we find out:
"Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters."
"Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters."
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Back in my day, the government had a pretext when it murdered people.
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Trump’s ICE raids? Illegal. His National Guard power grab? Illegal. Tariffs? Courts say illegal. And Brad Sherman admitted he “often agrees” with Trump’s tariffs. MAGA fascists + corporate Democrats enable this. Why are we playing catch-up? #CD32 #AhujaCongress2026 #ChrisAhuja #Ahuja #NoKings
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump’s ICE raids? Illegal. His National Guard power grab? Illegal. Tariffs? Courts say illegal. And Brad Sherman admitted he “often agrees” with Trump’s tariffs. MAGA fascists + corporate Democrats enable this. Why are we playing catch-up? #CD32 #AhujaCongress2026 #ChrisAhuja #Ahuja #NoKings
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Despite the controversy of Dunsmoor when it first opened, It’s a variety of a taco that is hard to find in L.A.: An actual Southwest-style taco that deserves some respect, especially during Hatch chile season.
By @theglutster.bsky.social
The full story: lataco.com/hatch-chile-...
By @theglutster.bsky.social
The full story: lataco.com/hatch-chile-...
August 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Despite the controversy of Dunsmoor when it first opened, It’s a variety of a taco that is hard to find in L.A.: An actual Southwest-style taco that deserves some respect, especially during Hatch chile season.
By @theglutster.bsky.social
The full story: lataco.com/hatch-chile-...
By @theglutster.bsky.social
The full story: lataco.com/hatch-chile-...
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It's 2025. We have actual concentration camps, and a white nationalist setting US immigration policy, and the majority of white people surveyed say that they support how Trump is "handling immigration."🤦🏿♂️
And I *still* have white folk in my mentions saying "I don't think that many support it? 🤡
And I *still* have white folk in my mentions saying "I don't think that many support it? 🤡
August 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's 2025. We have actual concentration camps, and a white nationalist setting US immigration policy, and the majority of white people surveyed say that they support how Trump is "handling immigration."🤦🏿♂️
And I *still* have white folk in my mentions saying "I don't think that many support it? 🤡
And I *still* have white folk in my mentions saying "I don't think that many support it? 🤡
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Taking basketball's full court press and applying to parliamentary procedure
➡️ "No" on every attempt to do anything via unanimous consent. Chew up time.
➡️ "No" on every nominee for every position of any kind or sort
➡️ Do every thing, on every motion, to delay delay delay
bsky.app/profile/jred...
➡️ "No" on every attempt to do anything via unanimous consent. Chew up time.
➡️ "No" on every nominee for every position of any kind or sort
➡️ Do every thing, on every motion, to delay delay delay
bsky.app/profile/jred...
Honest question...What should they be doing differently, specifically?
August 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Taking basketball's full court press and applying to parliamentary procedure
➡️ "No" on every attempt to do anything via unanimous consent. Chew up time.
➡️ "No" on every nominee for every position of any kind or sort
➡️ Do every thing, on every motion, to delay delay delay
bsky.app/profile/jred...
➡️ "No" on every attempt to do anything via unanimous consent. Chew up time.
➡️ "No" on every nominee for every position of any kind or sort
➡️ Do every thing, on every motion, to delay delay delay
bsky.app/profile/jred...
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There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”
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To argue that Gazans could eat if Hamas simply released the remaining hostages and surrendered is to admit that Israel is using Gazans as hostages to achieve that end.
July 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
To argue that Gazans could eat if Hamas simply released the remaining hostages and surrendered is to admit that Israel is using Gazans as hostages to achieve that end.
Someday soon everyone will have always been against this and those who now commit and promote and joke about these horrors will claim they did not know. Remember this shit.
July 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Someday soon everyone will have always been against this and those who now commit and promote and joke about these horrors will claim they did not know. Remember this shit.
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I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator
very grim
very grim
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator
very grim
very grim
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Part of my answer to "how'd we get here?" is an elite, institutional culture deeply opposed to calling bullshit. To do so is uncouth, uncivil, biased. Stated rationales must be taken at face value. There's no such thing as bad faith. Questioning motives is wrong. It's just debate, have some respect.
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Part of my answer to "how'd we get here?" is an elite, institutional culture deeply opposed to calling bullshit. To do so is uncouth, uncivil, biased. Stated rationales must be taken at face value. There's no such thing as bad faith. Questioning motives is wrong. It's just debate, have some respect.