My Name is Jeff
@jmksr68.bsky.social
Transplant from the other place. Have fun and laugh every day. 💙🧢
@sipsysips.bsky.social hope things are are okay. Lost you at the other place 😢
January 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@sipsysips.bsky.social hope things are are okay. Lost you at the other place 😢
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I think we can all agree that the years been some kinda weird so we should start partying and wait out the new year
December 14, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I think we can all agree that the years been some kinda weird so we should start partying and wait out the new year
The only good thing about working my second weekend in a row is Xmas will be pretty much paid for.
December 14, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The only good thing about working my second weekend in a row is Xmas will be pretty much paid for.
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Lmao
I fucking snort laughed at this
O M G !!! 😂
I fucking snort laughed at this
O M G !!! 😂
December 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Lmao
I fucking snort laughed at this
O M G !!! 😂
I fucking snort laughed at this
O M G !!! 😂
When your mouth says that was delicious but your body says you fucked up 1 hour later in the bathroom.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 AM
When your mouth says that was delicious but your body says you fucked up 1 hour later in the bathroom.
I try hard to give them what I can as a father. They’re never happy.
December 3, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I try hard to give them what I can as a father. They’re never happy.
Happy Crazy Ass Friday.
Be careful out there today.
Be careful out there today.
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Crazy Ass Friday.
Be careful out there today.
Be careful out there today.
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Good Morning 🦋 🫶🌻❤️
And yes I will be saving this for next thanksgiving 🤭
And yes I will be saving this for next thanksgiving 🤭
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Good Morning 🦋 🫶🌻❤️
And yes I will be saving this for next thanksgiving 🤭
And yes I will be saving this for next thanksgiving 🤭
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How many years is a panic-attack supposed to last?
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 AM
How many years is a panic-attack supposed to last?
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Damn girl, are you the supermarket on the day before Thanksgiving? Because I know I am going to regret being inside you.
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Damn girl, are you the supermarket on the day before Thanksgiving? Because I know I am going to regret being inside you.
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I love sleeping because it gets me to my next meal faster.
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I love sleeping because it gets me to my next meal faster.
Am I more excited about a 4 day weekend or that’s it’s hump day here ?
Input your answers please
Input your answers please
November 27, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Am I more excited about a 4 day weekend or that’s it’s hump day here ?
Input your answers please
Input your answers please
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Someone called me today who never calls me and my immediate thought was “who died now?”
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Someone called me today who never calls me and my immediate thought was “who died now?”
I know you. Not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me or I’ll come to you.
November 23, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I know you. Not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me or I’ll come to you.
Homemade street tamales at 4 am. Got to love my city. Time for breakfast
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Homemade street tamales at 4 am. Got to love my city. Time for breakfast
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I put my pants on like everyone else. When there’s a knock at the front door
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I put my pants on like everyone else. When there’s a knock at the front door
First snow storm of the year. It’s a good one too.
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 PM
First snow storm of the year. It’s a good one too.
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I still donate to the nonprofit that produces Sesame Street even though I know half their budget goes toward satisfying their employee's cookie addiction.
November 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I still donate to the nonprofit that produces Sesame Street even though I know half their budget goes toward satisfying their employee's cookie addiction.
If you’re looking for a good deal on turkeys this year. I heard you just have to go to Cincinnati.
November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
If you’re looking for a good deal on turkeys this year. I heard you just have to go to Cincinnati.
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Don't make me say something I won't regret.
September 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Don't make me say something I won't regret.
I like to mess up traffic downtown. Go ahead. Beep at me. 😂
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I like to mess up traffic downtown. Go ahead. Beep at me. 😂
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Once you hit 40 you don't really need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up everyday right on time.
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Once you hit 40 you don't really need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up everyday right on time.