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J Mills
@jmillsjr.bsky.social
Twitter ex-pat. I watch Horror Movies. Disney “adult,” Drive-In Mutant, Time Waster. I'm not that interesting really. Find me on LetterBoxd. jmillsjr262 on IG
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#TheMuppets #MuppetVision3D
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Why I'm here...
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Share a reliable character actor

IMO... Harry Dean Stanton 🖤
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.

So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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If only that were true.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Wendy’s really said:
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Burnt match
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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found a new image to burn into my personal philosophy
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Charlie Brown. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, Charlie Brown came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Charlie Brown! HAAARK!
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue…
a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The director of Willy's Wonderland is back with PIG HILL, a horror movie that draws inspiration from a Pennsylvania urban legend about revolting pig-like creatures who breed and cause havoc.

Pig Hill comes to Digital on December 9.
‘Pig Hill’ – ‘Willy’s Wonderland’ Director Unleashes the Pig People This December [Trailer]
Director Kevin Lewis (Willy’s Wonderland starring Nicolas Cage) is back this holiday season with Pig Hill, being released by Bloody Disgusting and Cineverse next month. The chilling horror feature dra...
bloody-disgusting.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"I AM ALL COLORS! SAM!"

Sandown Clown
9" x 12" ink on Bristol paper
July 28, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This morning during my commute I was behind a high-end car with the personalized plate “TM2PLY”

I know this means “time to play,” but GOD I wish I knew where this yuppie worked so I could call him “two-ply Tim”
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Charlie Brown. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, Charlie Brown came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Charlie Brown! HAAARK!
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue…
a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Charlie Brown! HAAARK!
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue…
a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black vest and a chain around his neck
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Where we’re going we won’t need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Killing me won't bring back your apples, Charlie Brown
I amuse you, Charlie Brown? I make you laugh, Charlie Brown? Funny how, Charlie Brown?
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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This orangutan can't be beaten at climbing up a tree. Imagine its skill and poise as our next secretary of education.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Live the sort of life that has everyone saying "that guy was weird and awesome" when you pass away.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM