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J͙͝_̸̡̨̡̨̛̛͔̝̫͖̗̙͉̗͐̃̇̊ͤͧͥͥ͑̊̊ͬͨ̀̔̚͟ǫ̶̧̛̻̝̼͉̭͚͔̮̤̥̺̗̟̯̽ͬ̑ͪ̃̀ͧ̓͛̾ͤ̏͑ͨ͗̌ͯ̌͊́̚͟͠͠͡͞h̼̼͍̼̦̆̈̅̿̅̉ͪ̈́̀̈́̽̓́͑͘͡͞nͣ
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A week full of first watches, they were all just mildly enjoyable.
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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1979-2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🕯️ *it* 🕯️
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December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Girls rock
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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why couldn’t it have been rob schneider
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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1947-2025
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Rob Reiner (1947–2025)
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This has popped up on my feed again so your occasional reminder that, if your business cannot turn a profit when acting within the law, you don’t have a legitimate business
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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from 2021
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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matthew lillard appreciation post 🙂‍↕️
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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a wall
If there is any justice left in this country, many of these Republicans need to face some things.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM