Calda Cagna
@jizzabelle.bsky.social
Trust me, you love my wiener.
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My toxic trait is I’ll keep sending you TikToks when you leave twitter because it’s my only way of communicating with you
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My toxic trait is I’ll keep sending you TikToks when you leave twitter because it’s my only way of communicating with you
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How rural am I? I went to school with 5 kids who got kicked in the head by a mule and one of them thrice. 2nd kick made him a different kid and the 3rd kick brought him right back
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How rural am I? I went to school with 5 kids who got kicked in the head by a mule and one of them thrice. 2nd kick made him a different kid and the 3rd kick brought him right back
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If you see a man looking stressed ask him if if’s because he’s a disappointment
March 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you see a man looking stressed ask him if if’s because he’s a disappointment
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When Donald Trump was re-elected President, you went out and stocked up on _________.
March 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When Donald Trump was re-elected President, you went out and stocked up on _________.
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[getting roughly bounced from a Dunks]
THE ‘ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT’ WAS A STUNT NO WAY THEY’D LET HIM DO THAT STUPID BABY FIST PUMP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS can I go back in and get my coffee
THE ‘ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT’ WAS A STUNT NO WAY THEY’D LET HIM DO THAT STUPID BABY FIST PUMP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS can I go back in and get my coffee
March 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
[getting roughly bounced from a Dunks]
THE ‘ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT’ WAS A STUNT NO WAY THEY’D LET HIM DO THAT STUPID BABY FIST PUMP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS can I go back in and get my coffee
THE ‘ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT’ WAS A STUNT NO WAY THEY’D LET HIM DO THAT STUPID BABY FIST PUMP WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS can I go back in and get my coffee
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The worst part of going to your kid’s recital must be not having a bar to go to when openers are shit.
March 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The worst part of going to your kid’s recital must be not having a bar to go to when openers are shit.
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I slept like a baby last night, knowing Elon Musk fully grasps how despised he is.
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I slept like a baby last night, knowing Elon Musk fully grasps how despised he is.
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“Alexa, how much longer?”
March 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“Alexa, how much longer?”
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Question: if Trump signed an executive order for all women to wear dresses when outside the home, would you comply?
March 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Question: if Trump signed an executive order for all women to wear dresses when outside the home, would you comply?
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Putting someone in jail for being Transgender is the equivalent to putting someone in jail for wearing the color yellow.
March 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Putting someone in jail for being Transgender is the equivalent to putting someone in jail for wearing the color yellow.
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I'm going to wear this everywhere
March 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm going to wear this everywhere
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Free agency begins today.
I say we cut Trump and sign a
free agent president who’s not
a traitor.
I say we cut Trump and sign a
free agent president who’s not
a traitor.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Free agency begins today.
I say we cut Trump and sign a
free agent president who’s not
a traitor.
I say we cut Trump and sign a
free agent president who’s not
a traitor.
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I like you guys *gestures at my weird small niche corner of the internet*
March 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I like you guys *gestures at my weird small niche corner of the internet*
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You can dip your pizza roll into my ranch dressing if you wanna
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can dip your pizza roll into my ranch dressing if you wanna
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The older I get the more I understand why birds fly into oncoming traffic.
March 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The older I get the more I understand why birds fly into oncoming traffic.
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I don't think these companies want me to actually rate my experience
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't think these companies want me to actually rate my experience