JIMBOKNOWS
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"[The Yankees} f***ed it up, didn't they?"
- Buck Martinez, Blue Jays Legend and very correct man
- Buck Martinez, Blue Jays Legend and very correct man
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
Sometimes I get my groceries delivered. Walmart charges like $6, which is well worth it on $150 of groceries. For $80 of groceries, not so much, but if I'm busy enough, I'll do it. However, when you agree to pay $6 delivery on an $80 order, and then $30 worth of stuff is "out of stock"...
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes I get my groceries delivered. Walmart charges like $6, which is well worth it on $150 of groceries. For $80 of groceries, not so much, but if I'm busy enough, I'll do it. However, when you agree to pay $6 delivery on an $80 order, and then $30 worth of stuff is "out of stock"...
Me when I have a bad year in the NFL pool: most games are close and rest on thin margins, there's tons of randomness involved, picking between two good teams or two bad teams is very difficult
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me when I have a bad year in the NFL pool: most games are close and rest on thin margins, there's tons of randomness involved, picking between two good teams or two bad teams is very difficult
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Me when I have a good year in the NFL pool: hm, I wonder why I'm so much better than all these dumb-dumbs
Im finally emotionally okay enough to speak of the heartbreaking irony of thr Jays having a better pythagorean World Series but ultimately losing, the exact thing thr Yankees whined about all season
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Im finally emotionally okay enough to speak of the heartbreaking irony of thr Jays having a better pythagorean World Series but ultimately losing, the exact thing thr Yankees whined about all season
Moved the couch to clean under it and was fucking horrified for a second, thinking these were mouse turds and we had a HORRIFIC infestation, until I realized its the little rubber pelts from the turf at my so s school. It would seem he sometimes sits on the couch to take his shoes on/off. UNTIL NOW
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Moved the couch to clean under it and was fucking horrified for a second, thinking these were mouse turds and we had a HORRIFIC infestation, until I realized its the little rubber pelts from the turf at my so s school. It would seem he sometimes sits on the couch to take his shoes on/off. UNTIL NOW
K but how do you spend over a million dollars per round of golf
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
K but how do you spend over a million dollars per round of golf
"This is your last chance to dodge a block" is a deeply, deeply hilarious line
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"This is your last chance to dodge a block" is a deeply, deeply hilarious line
"Okay but hear me out, it helps me write emails!!"
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"Okay but hear me out, it helps me write emails!!"
My reach is about to be significantly diminished
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November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My reach is about to be significantly diminished
replace "posing as" with a comma and we're good
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
replace "posing as" with a comma and we're good
Hm, I think I found it. Maximum Cope.
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hm, I think I found it. Maximum Cope.
I never thought the words "I think the pope deserves a little more respect than that" would ever assemble themselves in that particular order in my mind, but here we are
I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said “the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.”
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV Denounces Trump-Vance Decision to Block Eucharist from ICE Detainees
After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I never thought the words "I think the pope deserves a little more respect than that" would ever assemble themselves in that particular order in my mind, but here we are
Mamdani has reaffirmed the tiny little bit of me that still has hope America isn't completely fucked. His win is a piece of evidence for the case to be made that American politics can be driven by compassion, competence, and good ideas, rather than evil billionaires that spend their way to power
"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Mamdani has reaffirmed the tiny little bit of me that still has hope America isn't completely fucked. His win is a piece of evidence for the case to be made that American politics can be driven by compassion, competence, and good ideas, rather than evil billionaires that spend their way to power
This is for a politician. I don't know if I've ever experienced this in my lifetime. Obama might've been close.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is for a politician. I don't know if I've ever experienced this in my lifetime. Obama might've been close.
"not the future of the democratic party"
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"not the future of the democratic party"
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
I'll say this. That series cured me of the jealousy of Shoehi going to LA. Sure, it sucked how it went down, I'll always be a LITTLE salty about it, and sure it would've been cool for me to be able to watch him do what he does in a jays uni. But *he* did not beat us...not in 6 of the 7 games anyway
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'll say this. That series cured me of the jealousy of Shoehi going to LA. Sure, it sucked how it went down, I'll always be a LITTLE salty about it, and sure it would've been cool for me to be able to watch him do what he does in a jays uni. But *he* did not beat us...not in 6 of the 7 games anyway
Zohran's best quality is that he wants to do the job he is canvassing to get, rather than simply have the title and the perks that come with it. Only a person who actually wants to govern NYC would listen to a question about greater political ambitions and say "uh, i dunno, who cares?"
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Zohran's best quality is that he wants to do the job he is canvassing to get, rather than simply have the title and the perks that come with it. Only a person who actually wants to govern NYC would listen to a question about greater political ambitions and say "uh, i dunno, who cares?"
1. No they wont
2. Exododus
2. Exododus
Ok so now tell me how many of those projected million are actually gonna show up and vote
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
1. No they wont
2. Exododus
2. Exododus
On the one hand, "how the hell can only 61% of Americans believe he's overreaching his authority, and how can ONLY 57% think he's gone too far with deportations" and those are fair questions, but understand that in the context of American political polls those are pretty big numbers.
Trump’s approval rating hit a new low—37%—while 63% now disapprove of his presidency.
A majority of Americans say he’s abusing power: 61% believe he’s overreached with executive authority, and 57% say his deportation campaign has gone too far.
The backlash is building 💪
A majority of Americans say he’s abusing power: 61% believe he’s overreached with executive authority, and 57% say his deportation campaign has gone too far.
The backlash is building 💪
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
On the one hand, "how the hell can only 61% of Americans believe he's overreaching his authority, and how can ONLY 57% think he's gone too far with deportations" and those are fair questions, but understand that in the context of American political polls those are pretty big numbers.
I'm an anti-leaf guy, but the fun of leaf-hating has waned over the past decade. If the Jays run has taught me anything, it's that I think in a hypothetical Leafs cup finals appearance, I'd probably get swept up and find rooting against them too difficult to performatively maintain.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm an anti-leaf guy, but the fun of leaf-hating has waned over the past decade. If the Jays run has taught me anything, it's that I think in a hypothetical Leafs cup finals appearance, I'd probably get swept up and find rooting against them too difficult to performatively maintain.
Perhaps this is the year to reignite my Red Wings fandom. They've been knocking on the playoff's door for a couple years now.
13 games in and the Red Wings have 3 of the top-30 forwards in the NHL in Net Rating (model by @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social, values from @hockeystatcards.com)
8. Dylan Larkin + 3.7
18. Alex DeBrincat +2.8
26. Lucas Raymond +2.5
8. Dylan Larkin + 3.7
18. Alex DeBrincat +2.8
26. Lucas Raymond +2.5
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Perhaps this is the year to reignite my Red Wings fandom. They've been knocking on the playoff's door for a couple years now.