JIMBOKNOWS
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I like the blue jays. I make music at @primebirds.bsky.social. I rant about stuff sometimes. I am the king of typ0s.
For the record I agree that a healthy Santander likely bounces back. I am disappointed we wont find out for at least a year...and maybe never
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
For the record I agree that a healthy Santander likely bounces back. I am disappointed we wont find out for at least a year...and maybe never
Yeah and unfortunately I'm not overwhelmed with optimism that we're doing enough to prevent it from happening Up Here either. It sucks. I admire Americans and I admire a lot about the US (woth obvious exceptions), and the vast majority of the country doesnt deserve this shit.
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yeah and unfortunately I'm not overwhelmed with optimism that we're doing enough to prevent it from happening Up Here either. It sucks. I admire Americans and I admire a lot about the US (woth obvious exceptions), and the vast majority of the country doesnt deserve this shit.
I know why people will say I'm wrong for this and honestly I probably am wrong but I'm just being honest, at this fucking point if Trump completely abolished ICE and DHS I would let him name whatever the fuck he wanted after himself.
Reporter: “Why is Trump interested in spending taxpayer dollars renaming Dulles Airport and Penn Station after himself?”
Leavitt: “Why not?”
Leavitt: “Why not?”
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I know why people will say I'm wrong for this and honestly I probably am wrong but I'm just being honest, at this fucking point if Trump completely abolished ICE and DHS I would let him name whatever the fuck he wanted after himself.
I don't mean this to be glib at all, especially not with Santander who I have a personal affinity for, but at least for a good chunk of last year and most/all of this year, he won't be taking up a roster spot. This would be worse if he was playing, but badly
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I don't mean this to be glib at all, especially not with Santander who I have a personal affinity for, but at least for a good chunk of last year and most/all of this year, he won't be taking up a roster spot. This would be worse if he was playing, but badly
A grift in America doesn't even count as a grift if you don't have secondary, tertiary, etc. grifts leeching off it until infinity, like pointing a mirror at a mirror.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
A grift in America doesn't even count as a grift if you don't have secondary, tertiary, etc. grifts leeching off it until infinity, like pointing a mirror at a mirror.
I do not like the word "upcharge" and cannot believe it's used in customer-facing materials. "Upgrade your fries to rings for an upcharge!" Listen if I'm upgrading I know I'm paying more but I might want to make that choice. Calling it an upcharge just reminds me you're trying to bleed me dry.
February 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I do not like the word "upcharge" and cannot believe it's used in customer-facing materials. "Upgrade your fries to rings for an upcharge!" Listen if I'm upgrading I know I'm paying more but I might want to make that choice. Calling it an upcharge just reminds me you're trying to bleed me dry.
whoa. mind blown.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
whoa. mind blown.
the whole read is great, but here's a good blurb
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
the whole read is great, but here's a good blurb
Never knew the 40 in UB40 was a reference to how many guys were in the fucking band
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Never knew the 40 in UB40 was a reference to how many guys were in the fucking band
Lmfao when you know exactly whats coming and wait for the punchline like this
a woman is smiling in front of a shield that says ub x79 on it
ALT: a woman is smiling in front of a shield that says ub x79 on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Lmfao when you know exactly whats coming and wait for the punchline like this
Not true apparently
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Not true apparently
I read this as alligators and thought listen Im all about having a big tent but i dunno
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I read this as alligators and thought listen Im all about having a big tent but i dunno
I know he didnt play due to injury but Wentz technically is a SB champ
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I know he didnt play due to injury but Wentz technically is a SB champ
GIVE DICKSON THE MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
GIVE DICKSON THE MVP.
walker III probably gets MVP if seattle hangs on but my god you would HAVE to think about giving it to the punter.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
walker III probably gets MVP if seattle hangs on but my god you would HAVE to think about giving it to the punter.
super bowl ads are a futuristic tech nightmare, good lord
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
super bowl ads are a futuristic tech nightmare, good lord
"they need to spread it, start taking some shots" CRIS this is a family broadcast
"These quarterbacks need to open it up with their legs" whoaaaa cris collinsworth simmer down there
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"they need to spread it, start taking some shots" CRIS this is a family broadcast
someone at the super bowl party just commended "wascaly wabbit" on a good halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
someone at the super bowl party just commended "wascaly wabbit" on a good halftime show
Reposted by JIMBOKNOWS
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
Reposted by JIMBOKNOWS
My wife asked me to translate Bad Bunny halftime show.
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My wife asked me to translate Bad Bunny halftime show.
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
if NE wins, Christian Gonzalez might get it
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
if NE wins, Christian Gonzalez might get it
holy shit that'd be awesome
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
holy shit that'd be awesome
"I don't like that it's all in Spanish!" shut up brenda, if it was in english you'd still say you didn't understand it
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"I don't like that it's all in Spanish!" shut up brenda, if it was in english you'd still say you didn't understand it
I understand there hasn't been a lot of offense but it doesn't feel like they've been completely inept - at least, Seattle hasn't. New England's defense is keeping this close
I dislike the fact that this Super Bowl between two teams I hate has been Pretty Good
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I understand there hasn't been a lot of offense but it doesn't feel like they've been completely inept - at least, Seattle hasn't. New England's defense is keeping this close
"These quarterbacks need to open it up with their legs" whoaaaa cris collinsworth simmer down there
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
"These quarterbacks need to open it up with their legs" whoaaaa cris collinsworth simmer down there