El Mexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 666
@mexorcist.bsky.social
I am large; I contain multitudes.
My wife asked me to translate Bad Bunny halftime show.
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My wife asked me to translate Bad Bunny halftime show.
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
Me: Right now, he’s saying “AY! AY!” and now “AY! AY!”
I know Tom Brady doesn’t play for the Patriots anymore, but he’s the reason I’m rooting for Seattle. And because Marshawn Lynch is pretty fucking great.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I know Tom Brady doesn’t play for the Patriots anymore, but he’s the reason I’m rooting for Seattle. And because Marshawn Lynch is pretty fucking great.
I said what I said about Megadeth in the last post. But the LAST thing I need to hear is Dave Mustaine covering Metallica's "Ride the Lightning". You lost that battle a long time ago. Why pander to your sworn enemies by playing their song and putting it on your record? Have some self-respect, man.
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I said what I said about Megadeth in the last post. But the LAST thing I need to hear is Dave Mustaine covering Metallica's "Ride the Lightning". You lost that battle a long time ago. Why pander to your sworn enemies by playing their song and putting it on your record? Have some self-respect, man.
"Rust in Peace" by Megadeth is one of the best metal albums of all time. From the first track to the last. "Holy Wars... the Punishment Due" is a masterpiece. "Tornado of Souls" has some of the grooviest riffs and a killer bridge. It's 36 years old, but it's an essential listen for metal fans.
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"Rust in Peace" by Megadeth is one of the best metal albums of all time. From the first track to the last. "Holy Wars... the Punishment Due" is a masterpiece. "Tornado of Souls" has some of the grooviest riffs and a killer bridge. It's 36 years old, but it's an essential listen for metal fans.
Also: Fuck Ricky Gervais. Does he think he's somehow STILL relevant? @mrrickygervais.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Also: Fuck Ricky Gervais. Does he think he's somehow STILL relevant? @mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Alan May: I couldn't hear what Locker was saying because Alexa was talking.
Dude, it's her fucking job to talk, and your presence in the studio isn't what's drawing viewers. It's hers. Deal with it and stop being such a misogynistic asshole. Fuck, man. It's easy to not be a dick.
Dude, it's her fucking job to talk, and your presence in the studio isn't what's drawing viewers. It's hers. Deal with it and stop being such a misogynistic asshole. Fuck, man. It's easy to not be a dick.
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Alan May: I couldn't hear what Locker was saying because Alexa was talking.
Dude, it's her fucking job to talk, and your presence in the studio isn't what's drawing viewers. It's hers. Deal with it and stop being such a misogynistic asshole. Fuck, man. It's easy to not be a dick.
Dude, it's her fucking job to talk, and your presence in the studio isn't what's drawing viewers. It's hers. Deal with it and stop being such a misogynistic asshole. Fuck, man. It's easy to not be a dick.
Not a fan of AI in general, but I do use Claude at work for shit like, “how do I change the background color of my terminal when I’m SSHing to the production server in zsh?” And “check my shit for punctuation and grammar.” It’s not vibe coding, it’s what I call “vibe lazy”.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Not a fan of AI in general, but I do use Claude at work for shit like, “how do I change the background color of my terminal when I’m SSHing to the production server in zsh?” And “check my shit for punctuation and grammar.” It’s not vibe coding, it’s what I call “vibe lazy”.
The Capitals started the season poorly enough that, after they put together a good string of games, the media published those "We Were Wrong about The Caps" and "The Caps are For Real" articles only for the boys to pull the rug out and publish opposing viewpoint pieces from rinks across the NHL.
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The Capitals started the season poorly enough that, after they put together a good string of games, the media published those "We Were Wrong about The Caps" and "The Caps are For Real" articles only for the boys to pull the rug out and publish opposing viewpoint pieces from rinks across the NHL.
I haven’t stared clearing the snow and, now, mostly sleet from the cars, walk or driveway. That shit is going to be sooo heavy. Imma get swole or die of a stroke!
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I haven’t stared clearing the snow and, now, mostly sleet from the cars, walk or driveway. That shit is going to be sooo heavy. Imma get swole or die of a stroke!
Listening to the Alternative radio station on Apple Music and all it does is remind me that I don't like "alternative" music. I don't know what I was thinking.
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Listening to the Alternative radio station on Apple Music and all it does is remind me that I don't like "alternative" music. I don't know what I was thinking.
A service outage the magnitude of which affected Verizon today—with the number of fits and starts that customers witnessed and the time it took to resolve—looks a lot like a cyber issue. I’m not an expert, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was a targeted attack.
Or it was DNS. Fuckin' DNS.
Or it was DNS. Fuckin' DNS.
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
A service outage the magnitude of which affected Verizon today—with the number of fits and starts that customers witnessed and the time it took to resolve—looks a lot like a cyber issue. I’m not an expert, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it was a targeted attack.
Or it was DNS. Fuckin' DNS.
Or it was DNS. Fuckin' DNS.
That Caps game was the worst I’ve seen in person (so far) this season and they managed to eke out a win. They were horrible all night. The booing was well deserved. But, somehow, we left the arena in good spirits. I can’t explain it, but it seems our impact players (43, 34, 80??) are sorely missed.
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
That Caps game was the worst I’ve seen in person (so far) this season and they managed to eke out a win. They were horrible all night. The booing was well deserved. But, somehow, we left the arena in good spirits. I can’t explain it, but it seems our impact players (43, 34, 80??) are sorely missed.
According to the shows that my wife watches, there are only two TV writers in America: Shonda Rhimes and Taylor Sheridan. Nobody else.
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
According to the shows that my wife watches, there are only two TV writers in America: Shonda Rhimes and Taylor Sheridan. Nobody else.
I’ve seen it before, but I’m watching “The Ring” again with my 13yo, and the video that kills you in 7 days is just a Nine Inch Nails video without the steampunk bondage and sepia tones.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve seen it before, but I’m watching “The Ring” again with my 13yo, and the video that kills you in 7 days is just a Nine Inch Nails video without the steampunk bondage and sepia tones.
I fuckin’ jinxed it
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I fuckin’ jinxed it
Jesus wept, the Capitals are killing it in the most unpredictable fashion tonight. 34 hatty, 24 four assists, 9 with 2 points, Ovi goal, blocked penalty shot. Who the fuck are these guys?
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Jesus wept, the Capitals are killing it in the most unpredictable fashion tonight. 34 hatty, 24 four assists, 9 with 2 points, Ovi goal, blocked penalty shot. Who the fuck are these guys?
One of my favorite moments of this holiday season is hearing "Hard Candy Christmas" as we left the H Mart. Me? I'll be fine and dandy.
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
One of my favorite moments of this holiday season is hearing "Hard Candy Christmas" as we left the H Mart. Me? I'll be fine and dandy.
When I say, “son of a bitch”, I pronounce it, “summon a beech” like the foreign mob boss in Johnny Dangerously who can’t cuss properly.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When I say, “son of a bitch”, I pronounce it, “summon a beech” like the foreign mob boss in Johnny Dangerously who can’t cuss properly.
My American wife made phở for the first time following a Facebook recipe. Boiled the bones from my Xmas dinner rib roast for like 9 hours yesterday. I was skeptical, but it turned out delicious, and now I’m in the “told you so” zone. Which is fine bc she did tell me so. Eating crow and eating phở. 👍
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My American wife made phở for the first time following a Facebook recipe. Boiled the bones from my Xmas dinner rib roast for like 9 hours yesterday. I was skeptical, but it turned out delicious, and now I’m in the “told you so” zone. Which is fine bc she did tell me so. Eating crow and eating phở. 👍
She finally came back, my sweet suet girl.
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She finally came back, my sweet suet girl.
This Caps game sucks.
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This Caps game sucks.
Is Sheena from Avoid One Thing's "Lean on Sheena" (later covered by The Bouncing Souls) the same woman in "Sheena is a Punk Rocker" by the Ramones? How many Sheenas are there in the punk universe?
I just hope she escaped the abusive daddy relationship to become queen of the jungle. Or vice versa.
I just hope she escaped the abusive daddy relationship to become queen of the jungle. Or vice versa.
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Is Sheena from Avoid One Thing's "Lean on Sheena" (later covered by The Bouncing Souls) the same woman in "Sheena is a Punk Rocker" by the Ramones? How many Sheenas are there in the punk universe?
I just hope she escaped the abusive daddy relationship to become queen of the jungle. Or vice versa.
I just hope she escaped the abusive daddy relationship to become queen of the jungle. Or vice versa.
I’m not saying that I take any pleasure in learning that Jake Paul got knocked out by the former heavyweight champion and has a broken jaw. But I’m not NOT saying it, either.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m not saying that I take any pleasure in learning that Jake Paul got knocked out by the former heavyweight champion and has a broken jaw. But I’m not NOT saying it, either.
Off work ‘til Jan 4. Just enough time for insanity to really take root in my diseased brain. What good can come from 2 solid weeks with my family? Unabated exposure to the 3 people I love the most? Without respite? Sign me up! I apologize for the unhinged shit I post during this unprecedented time.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Off work ‘til Jan 4. Just enough time for insanity to really take root in my diseased brain. What good can come from 2 solid weeks with my family? Unabated exposure to the 3 people I love the most? Without respite? Sign me up! I apologize for the unhinged shit I post during this unprecedented time.
I read the Defector article about the Kelce/Mahomes steakhouse, and then looked up Noble 33. They don't have any restaurants in the DC area. I wonder if that's because they don't want to go up against José Andrés?
This is a gift article for you:
defector.com/two-nights-p...
This is a gift article for you:
defector.com/two-nights-p...
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December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I read the Defector article about the Kelce/Mahomes steakhouse, and then looked up Noble 33. They don't have any restaurants in the DC area. I wonder if that's because they don't want to go up against José Andrés?
This is a gift article for you:
defector.com/two-nights-p...
This is a gift article for you:
defector.com/two-nights-p...