Jordan Henderson
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If you aren't at Audi Field today, I'm sorry
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you aren't at Audi Field today, I'm sorry
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Microsoft-owned LinkedIn will be collecting your data to train AI models — starting today.
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Microsoft-owned LinkedIn will be collecting your data to train AI models — starting today.
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Excellent episode and it’s just now dawning on me that PTFO is doing “True Crime for Men” as a vehicle for his investigative journalism.
For anyone who wanted me to investigate elected leaders, an insane cover-up, and pedophiles:
Part IV of PTFO's NFLPA/NFL series is for you 👀 youtu.be/b-qLz63bhm8?...
Part IV of PTFO's NFLPA/NFL series is for you 👀 youtu.be/b-qLz63bhm8?...
The NFLPA Elected a New Leader — and Ignored an “Open Secret” | Part 4 | PTFO
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August 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Excellent episode and it’s just now dawning on me that PTFO is doing “True Crime for Men” as a vehicle for his investigative journalism.
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i also love how mad keepers get at their backfield when the opposition gets a shot on target. cause we all have that one coworker who complains about having to do any work at all
August 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i also love how mad keepers get at their backfield when the opposition gets a shot on target. cause we all have that one coworker who complains about having to do any work at all
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Pleased to report that, after reviewing consumer feedback, we are adding fourth and fifth categories of receptacles outside of our movie theaters. Continue putting your garbage in whichever. Thank you.
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pleased to report that, after reviewing consumer feedback, we are adding fourth and fifth categories of receptacles outside of our movie theaters. Continue putting your garbage in whichever. Thank you.
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I eat shitty American food every day without getting acute gastroenteritis but I guess I'm just different
Real Madrid say forward Kylian Mbappe has been hospitalised with acute gastroenteritis.
The 26-year-old missed his side’s Club World Cup opener against Al Hilal on Wednesday due to the illness.
The 26-year-old missed his side’s Club World Cup opener against Al Hilal on Wednesday due to the illness.
Real Madrid’s Kylian Mbappe hospitalised with acute gastroenteritis
Mbappe missed Madrid's first Club World Cup group game due to the illness and will remain in hospital for treatment.
www.nytimes.com
June 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I eat shitty American food every day without getting acute gastroenteritis but I guess I'm just different
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Me to listeria
May 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me to listeria
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Some gave all (the crusts)
May 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some gave all (the crusts)
WARRRRR ISSSSS OOOOOOOVERRRR
Emma Hayes Names 24-Player #USWNT Roster for Matches against China PR and Jamaica
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
WARRRRR ISSSSS OOOOOOOVERRRR
No K****n A****t!! #USWNT
a group of people in blue shirts are dancing in a room with an american flag on the wall
ALT: a group of people in blue shirts are dancing in a room with an american flag on the wall
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May 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
No K****n A****t!! #USWNT
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if I get an email from an @xmail account, I'm sending you a phishing scam and a virus
Elon Musk says they're working on a Gmail rival called Xmail 📩
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
if I get an email from an @xmail account, I'm sending you a phishing scam and a virus
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Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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WHITMER: “it’s important that we don’t lose sight of what’s important: bipartisan support for weapons manufacturers”
JB: “IF THE FALSE KING DARES LAY A HAND ON ONE TRANS CHILD I SHALL DRAG HIM TO HELL MYSELF.”
JB: “IF THE FALSE KING DARES LAY A HAND ON ONE TRANS CHILD I SHALL DRAG HIM TO HELL MYSELF.”
NEW: Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer will come to Washington on Thursday for what her office is billing as a "major speech ... laying out her vision to working with both parties and federal officials to build America's manufacturing might and protect our national defense."
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
WHITMER: “it’s important that we don’t lose sight of what’s important: bipartisan support for weapons manufacturers”
JB: “IF THE FALSE KING DARES LAY A HAND ON ONE TRANS CHILD I SHALL DRAG HIM TO HELL MYSELF.”
JB: “IF THE FALSE KING DARES LAY A HAND ON ONE TRANS CHILD I SHALL DRAG HIM TO HELL MYSELF.”
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"44 Tires Stolen from 11 Teslas in League City Texas"
shoutout to whoever these pros are, clearly not their first time stealing tires
shoutout to whoever these pros are, clearly not their first time stealing tires
March 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"44 Tires Stolen from 11 Teslas in League City Texas"
shoutout to whoever these pros are, clearly not their first time stealing tires
shoutout to whoever these pros are, clearly not their first time stealing tires
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WHOMST DIDN’T DESERVE TO BE HERE
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
WHOMST DIDN’T DESERVE TO BE HERE
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i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder
April 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder
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Cranking up the volume for the 2025 season 🔊
Don't miss the action at Audi Field!
Don't miss the action at Audi Field!
🚨Washington Spirit 2025 Schedule Release 🚨
YouTube video by Washington Spirit
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January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Cranking up the volume for the 2025 season 🔊
Don't miss the action at Audi Field!
Don't miss the action at Audi Field!
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developing a questionnaire for the musk internet masculine men
what is cover 2 man
what is four verts
how do you run bunt defense
what is the pick and roll
who is pele
who is vince lombardi
who is pete sampras
what is an alley oop
what sport did dan marino play
who is steffi graf
what is cover 2 man
what is four verts
how do you run bunt defense
what is the pick and roll
who is pele
who is vince lombardi
who is pete sampras
what is an alley oop
what sport did dan marino play
who is steffi graf
January 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
developing a questionnaire for the musk internet masculine men
what is cover 2 man
what is four verts
how do you run bunt defense
what is the pick and roll
who is pele
who is vince lombardi
who is pete sampras
what is an alley oop
what sport did dan marino play
who is steffi graf
what is cover 2 man
what is four verts
how do you run bunt defense
what is the pick and roll
who is pele
who is vince lombardi
who is pete sampras
what is an alley oop
what sport did dan marino play
who is steffi graf
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December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM