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hey yeah sorry, not sure if this is the right number - I was told the wallet inspector would have it back to me "right away"?
People who bet on this on Kalshi are not pleased. Lol
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Legends walk among us
I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew
YouTube video by Dave's Garage
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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If you let a photographer talk you into an Alliance of Magicians shot then I don't trust you to win elections
September 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin
Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
nope
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors

American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Operations Command, and more attacks could come soon.

theintercept.com/2025/09/10/u...
U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors
American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Forces, and more attacks could come soon.
theintercept.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This is just describing what managers do for a living
So weird how no one invented "looking busy at work despite not being busy" until recently. You'd think someone would've come up with that before now, but no, it's a new trend, with a name that is definitely real and commonly used.
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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There's nothing chaotic about the race! The runaway winner of the Democratic primary has a comfortable ongoing lead in the polls! The only chaotic element is the mind-traffic of the small circle of self-appointed civic elites melting down over their refusal to accept a straightforward situation.
Amazed by the sentence "But the topic has taken on added urgency in New York in recent days as an already chaotic race steams into the last stretch of the campaign season." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...
Trump Advisers Have Discussed a Job for Adams if He Quits Mayor’s Race
www.nytimes.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I don't think people understand how ferocious the opposition to Mamdani will be if he's mayor. Republican & Democratic power brokers will unite to crush him & punish NYers for voting for him. They cannot allow someone with his positions to be a success & inspiration.
August 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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this has been fucking with me since it was posted i hate how perfect the peter griffin voice is used here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9W...
Super Guy - Funny Moments (original)
YouTube video by KhalidSMShahin
www.youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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i'm sorry but this is not a conversation that an adult should have. Oh no! Not pinnochios! Just call them a liar
Now-departed Washpost factchecker @glennkessler.bsky.social didn't give politicians Pinocchios if they admitted they were wrong.

That didn't always achieve the intended result, as this telling anecdote will demonstrate.

www.cjr.org/the-intervie...
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Anyone wanna see a good rip of the Queen - Live in Japan at Seibu Lions Stadium LaserDisc pulled from a Domesday Duplicator? youtu.be/xmAF4VmLnOM?...
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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This paragraph by @edzitron.com is everything.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
July 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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there’s a bit of tension between these two passages in the same NY Times story
July 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"It's not like the president is a baby brained moron," a White House official said, laughing nervously. "He's not, you know, a big stupid asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except attention" www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A new study shows 64% of bosses are using AI to fire workers & 1 out of 5 managers are often letting AI make personnel decisions with no human input.

In other words: Your home electricity bill is being jacked up to finance cheap power for data centers that run the AI that'll fire you from your job.
July 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
theonion.com/marines...
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM