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*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys
August 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys
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Benevolent coworker has started leaving cedar logs in my cubicle for me to gnaw on, helping to keep my teeth sharp and my coat shiny and lustrous
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Benevolent coworker has started leaving cedar logs in my cubicle for me to gnaw on, helping to keep my teeth sharp and my coat shiny and lustrous
Scotty doesn’t know / that Fiona and Shrek / do it in my van every Sunday
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Scotty doesn’t know / that Fiona and Shrek / do it in my van every Sunday
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MRS COBELL: i want the best for you mark.
MRS COBELL: i want you to live más
MARK SCOUT: live más?
MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you
MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta
MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?
MRS COBELL: i want you to live más
MARK SCOUT: live más?
MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you
MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta
MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
MRS COBELL: i want the best for you mark.
MRS COBELL: i want you to live más
MARK SCOUT: live más?
MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you
MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta
MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?
MRS COBELL: i want you to live más
MARK SCOUT: live más?
MRS COBELL: theres something i havent told you
MRS COBELL: my first name is actually Ta
MARK SCOUT: ta.. cobell..?
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PAUL MCCARTNEY:
Hey I wrote a song about you
ME:
(shouting from my hill)
Oh yeah - what’s it called?
Hey I wrote a song about you
ME:
(shouting from my hill)
Oh yeah - what’s it called?
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
PAUL MCCARTNEY:
Hey I wrote a song about you
ME:
(shouting from my hill)
Oh yeah - what’s it called?
Hey I wrote a song about you
ME:
(shouting from my hill)
Oh yeah - what’s it called?
December 30, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
@johnlurie.bsky.social how is voice of chunk so damn good after all these years??
December 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
@johnlurie.bsky.social how is voice of chunk so damn good after all these years??
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cavewomen are so elegant, inquisitive and beautiful that it pisses me off how only those brutish cavemen get to date them.
December 13, 2024 at 5:52 AM
cavewomen are so elegant, inquisitive and beautiful that it pisses me off how only those brutish cavemen get to date them.
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never had much interest in bojack horseman. if i want to laugh at animals with depression i go to the zoo
October 5, 2023 at 7:27 AM
never had much interest in bojack horseman. if i want to laugh at animals with depression i go to the zoo
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu
Ian Chappell Roan. is that anything
November 26, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Ian Chappell Roan. is that anything
@buck65.bsky.social yo Buck your last few records have been amazing
November 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
@buck65.bsky.social yo Buck your last few records have been amazing
Now that Twitter is dead and we have a safe space here away from the far-right we can finally ask the big questions. In Nickelodeon’s Doug: was Patti Mayonnaise a Latina?
November 19, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Now that Twitter is dead and we have a safe space here away from the far-right we can finally ask the big questions. In Nickelodeon’s Doug: was Patti Mayonnaise a Latina?
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the noble manatee, the cow of the sea, holds great respect for the humble cow, the cow of the land
October 3, 2024 at 4:38 PM
the noble manatee, the cow of the sea, holds great respect for the humble cow, the cow of the land
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FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby
August 2, 2023 at 10:51 PM
FOR SALE: Baby Shoes shoes for baby toddler infant never worn brand new new moms clothing footwear newborn unused small child cute precious 100% cotton organic gum shoes baby
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The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism
November 10, 2024 at 4:31 AM
The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism
welcome to my web site
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 AM
welcome to my web site
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national lampoons Blow Job World
August 13, 2023 at 5:17 PM
national lampoons Blow Job World